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Time to <a href="http:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_mbfhvgkhDX1ro82d0o1_400.jpg" target="_blank">hit the road.</a>

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It's ok, not like anyone's second in the line of succession or anything.

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Well, now that you mention it....

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Lizzie's Nazi sex fantasies are a lot more fun. And I'm gay.

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I waited for 7 years and 15 days. There's every kid for miles at my house, my house...

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Wow, that's right. If he's kind enough to share even half of his super-fantastic job creating strategy, I'll only be unemployed for half the remaining time it would've been otherwise! Yay Willard!

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I'm living in twilight.

(too, also)

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Coma chameleons.

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...good point sir!

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wow so GLAD to see you back. please stay!

and thanks for the reminder of that horror. makes me feel better about the schadenfreude addiction.

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And yet compared to Leesville (the town outside Fort Polk), E-town is like Manhattan.

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A proper Southern Lady never talks to a gentleman after dark - especially not a niggrah...!

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That's OK. When I call, I call in person.

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Hey, it was a slow night, nothing much happening, so they went to bed early. Makes perfect sense to me.

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He gets a chance to start all over again. And this time he might have better luck.

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Who da fuck ordered the decaf ones??

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