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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is this the same Florida that has Key West and South Beach, or is it some other Florida?

schmannity's avatar

We need more protection from senators who go down on water bottles.

schmannity's avatar

Will not distract. Will not distract. Will not distract.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Obama nominated yet another homosexxican blah person to judge Florida</i>

Invoking DefCon-1 voodoo-gay-curse alert status. suggest clearing 10-mile radius as precautionary measure to avoid collateral damage.

Now back to your regularly scheduled wingnut programming.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

What is Darth Cheney doing to Dustin Hoffmann's teeth? BRIDGEGHAZZI!!! Oops, that one's taken. BITEGHAZZI!!!

chascates's avatar

I'm sure Rubio wants America to be more like Russia, where all this ghey propaganda is against the law.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Cuba would like to ask you guys to quite trying to cram La Florida down their throats.