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Lizzietish81's avatar

I'm sorry. My Grandmother is 91 and politely bitched out a neighbor for assuming she was conservative.

OzarkTroutBum's avatar

But Granny does love her nickel slots and free wine spritzers so keep them coming. Plus with the players cards she gets a free buffet now and again so she gets a little protein to go with it. Its all good.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ohhhhh that's rich. Good one!!

say wha's avatar

Won't someone please think of the poor pharmaceutical conglomerates?

Lizzietish81's avatar

You could just be turning into a Bostonian. We're known for not giving a fuck about fashion.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

How about The Chair? - 'cause that would fit, too.....

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Oh I think they were behind it! More prescriptions Will Be Filled! Yay! Win-win!

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

I always wonder what came first: being an asshole or having shitty things happen to you.

Baby_Raptor's avatar

Yes, it is Grandma Rose and her 65,158 best friends:

Grandma has a LOT of best friends. Clearly Obamacare helps social opportunities too!

Darthhippy's avatar

I used to sell Medicare insurance to people who where losing their group retirement benefits and this was the biggest hurdle. Cause it was such a huge costly income draining bad idea. I would talk to people all the time who would say I like Bush but for this damn medicare part d and they knew who done did it.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

No FEMA camps, no Obamaphones, no abortionplexs, no death panels... The man is incompetent.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, he keeps insisting on remaining black. This doesn't help his approval ratings.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

Ewwww! I'm an oldz and still, Ewwww.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Isn't being an asshole a negative consequence in itself? If not, why don't we all become assholes?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Because an Iranian Rial is quite literally not worth the paper it's printed on.