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Lizzietish81's avatar

I'm sorry. My Grandmother is 91 and politely bitched out a neighbor for assuming she was conservative.

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OzarkTroutBum's avatar

But Granny does love her nickel slots and free wine spritzers so keep them coming. Plus with the players cards she gets a free buffet now and again so she gets a little protein to go with it. Its all good.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ohhhhh that's rich. Good one!!

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say wha's avatar

Won't someone please think of the poor pharmaceutical conglomerates?

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Sam Winchester Libel!

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Lizzietish81's avatar

You could just be turning into a Bostonian. We're known for not giving a fuck about fashion.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

How about The Chair? - 'cause that would fit, too.....

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

Oh I think they were behind it! More prescriptions Will Be Filled! Yay! Win-win!

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

I always wonder what came first: being an asshole or having shitty things happen to you.

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Baby_Raptor's avatar

Yes, it is Grandma Rose and her 65,158 best friends:

Grandma has a LOT of best friends. Clearly Obamacare helps social opportunities too!

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Darthhippy's avatar

I used to sell Medicare insurance to people who where losing their group retirement benefits and this was the biggest hurdle. Cause it was such a huge costly income draining bad idea. I would talk to people all the time who would say I like Bush but for this damn medicare part d and they knew who done did it.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

No FEMA camps, no Obamaphones, no abortionplexs, no death panels... The man is incompetent.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Well, he keeps insisting on remaining black. This doesn't help his approval ratings.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Ewwww! I'm an oldz and still, Ewwww.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Isn't being an asshole a negative consequence in itself? If not, why don't we all become assholes?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Because an Iranian Rial is quite literally not worth the paper it's printed on.

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