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You think signing up for Obamacare is hard, you should try leaving a comment on Wonkette.

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Padme in Episode 3 after Anakin choked her?

I mean...come on..."died of a broken heart"? Apparently a galaxy far, far away has socialized medicine droids.

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Not to mention furloughing all the federal workforce during the first 2 weeks of the rollout, so no helpline, no offices open. Really, Obama is even more inept than we thought.

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Miss Lindsay still has the VAPOHS about it! He's on the day couch as we speak, being attended to by Julio the Poolboy.

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You can tell by the pixels.

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I hear Peggy likes to diddle to the tune of Ronnie.

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It's certainly not my main area of expertise, but I have two reactions to the idea of 500M lines of code:

1. That's ridiculous.

2. If true, the Federal exchanges are seriously fucked, because anything that big will never be remotely bug-free.

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That is the dirtiest sentence I've ever read.

Quite appropriate.

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If Barry causes her to faint, what effect would Old Handsome Joe have?

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JFK was the last president to have that effect on women.

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I'm pretty sure people are dizzy and probably even dying because the ACA website has glitches. We all know how lethal glitches are.

Me, I'm all in favor of the glitches, because now we have the GOP Outrage Brigade doing this:

OHMYGOD THEWEBSITEISBADLYDESIGNED TOOMANYPEOPLEWANTTOSIGNUP NOTENOUGHFUNDING TOSTAFFITPROPERLY THISPROVESOBAMAHATESAMERICA

OBAMACARE HAS FAILED!!! WE KEEP TRYING TO ENROLL AND IT'S TAKING FOREVER!!

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...that's last time anyone is going to hear from that poor girl, by now she has already been sent to a FEMA camp

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Obama saw her in trouble, reached out and said "I got you". A metaphor for everything teabaggers hate, I guess.

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Ok they gots to admitt now that Obammy is not a Muslin after seein this here,that be some shit right straight out of the Earnee Angeley play book right there people floppin around like they been heeled and shit and him makin sure they get some holee water and all proves he is no Muslin or iffin so he be a piss poor one he didnt throw no rocks or nothin at them

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