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*points* "One, two.".

-- National Lampoon, some time in the '70s

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First thing, I want a Portugese Water Dog/Pitbull hybrid, immediately. Just to piss off everybody. That would bring me joy every second of every day.

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Didn't Johnson have beagles?

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Now now, you know the One Drop Rule: Mostly black = black. Mostly white = black.

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Although now, thanks to Moral Decline, he could divorce Michelle and marry it.

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honestly, i'll take august drama any day. next up: shutting down the government to defund obamacare.

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Please view my response to the esteemed Mr. christianmuslin below.

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The only way this story is pro-Obama is in how Wonkette apparently shares their enthusiasm for owning dogs. Something the right-wing commentariate suddenly seems to be against, for some reason.

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The Baha Men?

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The Baha Men?

(if you are gonna repeat jokes, i am gonna repeat punchlines)

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Wow how long before the "fucking the dog " instead of doing the peoples work starts

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ISWYDT....<golf clap>

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i did not know about this. awesome. (i LOVE him).

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No such thing. I have asthma and allergies to animals. Easily controlled in most cases. I love my Humane Society rejects.

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Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Sonnets from the Portuguese: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/82you2f" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/82you2f">http://tinyurl.com/82you2f</a>

For example:

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."

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Both the Obama's dogs are Portuguese water dogs. Portuguese is the language widely spoken in Brazil. Brazil has national health care. Don't think we don't know where this is headed, Obama!

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