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bobbert's avatar

*points* "One, two.".

-- National Lampoon, some time in the '70s

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

First thing, I want a Portugese Water Dog/Pitbull hybrid, immediately. Just to piss off everybody. That would bring me joy every second of every day.

malsperanza's avatar

Didn't Johnson have beagles?

malsperanza's avatar

Now now, you know the One Drop Rule: Mostly black = black. Mostly white = black.

malsperanza's avatar

Although now, thanks to Moral Decline, he could divorce Michelle and marry it.

fuflans's avatar

honestly, i'll take august drama any day. next up: shutting down the government to defund obamacare.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Please view my response to the esteemed Mr. christianmuslin below.

WA Bishop's avatar

The only way this story is pro-Obama is in how Wonkette apparently shares their enthusiasm for owning dogs. Something the right-wing commentariate suddenly seems to be against, for some reason.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

The Baha Men?

(if you are gonna repeat jokes, i am gonna repeat punchlines)

Capt.Jim's avatar

Wow how long before the "fucking the dog " instead of doing the peoples work starts

jqheywood's avatar

ISWYDT....<golf clap>

fuflans's avatar

i did not know about this. awesome. (i LOVE him).

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.mayoclinic.com\/health\/hypoallergenic-dog-breeds\/AN01953__No" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hypoallergenic-d...">http://www.mayoclinic.com/h...

No such thing. I have asthma and allergies to animals. Easily controlled in most cases. I love my Humane Society rejects.

jqheywood's avatar

Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Sonnets from the Portuguese: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/82you2f" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/82you2f">http://tinyurl.com/82you2f</a>

For example:

"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways."

PsycWench's avatar

Both the Obama's dogs are Portuguese water dogs. Portuguese is the language widely spoken in Brazil. Brazil has national health care. Don't think we don't know where this is headed, Obama!