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Obama's Butter Cow

In another instance where Americans ought to question the validity of the Iowa caucuses, Barack Obama is hoping to win the state with the endorsement of a farmer who makes cow sculptures from 600 lbs. of butter. This farmer, Duffy Lyon, will go on radio regularly offering 60-second support messages to Obama, and this is a legitimately big deal in Iowa. Not only because Lyon is the most important person ever from Iowa , but also because Butter Cow is the Mormon God and refuses to support Mitt Romney.
Obama nabs butter-cow backing [Politico]