This Operation Jade Helm 15 conspiracy theory just getsfunnier and funnierMORE AND MORE REAL. If you'll remember, the U.S. military is set to do a totally routine exercise this summer in the western states, which has led obviously sane Texans to conclude that
We here in Southern California are overjoyed that the US Army is finally coming here to help us kick out that pocket of pro-Texas insurgents that've infiltrated our region, as clearly identified in that map Texas is all bent-out-of-shape over. We also welcome Federal troops to come here and spend money. We have nice beaches.
You guys blew it back in 1845. Mexico would have been OK with Texas leaving, if — like Santa Anna's foreign secretary, Lucas Alemán, proposed — it was made a French protectorate. The US, Mexico, and Texas probably would have been better off... France... maybe not so much.
Who the fck would want texass. Dry dusty filled with inbred turds. Lots of guns no where to shoot um except on filthy littel shootin ranges. Give it back to mehico. The whole concept makes me puke.. chuck norris. Fck him. 77 DYED hair???
Did Chuck Norris weigh in on this? Of course. Because who better to comment on an imaginary conspiracy than an imaginary Texas Ranger? http://www.wnd.com/2015/05/...
Considering you thought you were in the CIA, I wouldn't talk if I were you
Yes didn't you hear MEMES are the commie propaganda tool for the 21st century. DURRRRRRRRRRRR
I would say Limbaugh, but he loses stations every single year. Poor guy!
You fancy yourself Thai or is it Lao?Or do you even have a clue as you what your "Elephant" represents?
Like the faggot liberals at MSNBC who have virtually zero viewership?
LOL, you are such a faggot.
This article is hilarious, thanks for the laughs!
Texas - I wouldn't miss it.
Where are you, Ocean City NJ?
In the words of Mr Garrison, "Oh God please let it be forever."
We here in Southern California are overjoyed that the US Army is finally coming here to help us kick out that pocket of pro-Texas insurgents that've infiltrated our region, as clearly identified in that map Texas is all bent-out-of-shape over. We also welcome Federal troops to come here and spend money. We have nice beaches.
You guys blew it back in 1845. Mexico would have been OK with Texas leaving, if — like Santa Anna's foreign secretary, Lucas Alemán, proposed — it was made a French protectorate. The US, Mexico, and Texas probably would have been better off... France... maybe not so much.
Who the fck would want texass. Dry dusty filled with inbred turds. Lots of guns no where to shoot um except on filthy littel shootin ranges. Give it back to mehico. The whole concept makes me puke.. chuck norris. Fck him. 77 DYED hair???
Can't we give Texas back to Mexico? And if the Mexicans don't want it, then Spain?o Or failing that, how about building a wall around it?
Did Chuck Norris weigh in on this? Of course. Because who better to comment on an imaginary conspiracy than an imaginary Texas Ranger? http://www.wnd.com/2015/05/...
It'd probably have looked a lot like this:
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I never figured 'Lucky Luke' to be alternate history, but there you go.