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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

History's greatest monsters!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Dr. Oz calls this the 'magic bullet'!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

We had two pies (pumpkin and apple) for three people. Of course only a slice or two from each one was consumed that night. The report didn't mention how many guests celebrated Thanksgiving with the First Family.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"I love being in the White House,” Obama said at the press conference. “Everything seems right here. You know, I come back to Washington; the pies are the right height. "

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Lefty Mark's avatar

You wouldn't believe how much pie Miley Cyrus just ate.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Did he have it delivered or did he go down and get it himself in his Cadillac?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Just like Portnoy?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Dammit, now I want pie. No Thanksgiving dinner for us in Canada this week.

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chascates's avatar

Attention Whore Sarah Palin will undoubtedly tweet her shrill nonsense about the hypocrisy of Michelle Obama eating dessert although the article quotes FLOTUS as saying once in a while treats are OK,

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Simmons has turned into a full blown freak at this point. He's destined to work the Riverboat Casino circuit opening for Carrot Top

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the sneaky fifth columnist kind

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

needs moar cream pie

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So bye-bye, fake American Pie

Drove ol Twitchy to get bitchy, and the wingnuts did cry

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Piel Hitler!!!!1!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Now that's journalism!

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Roadkill opossum pie or not real 'murrican!

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