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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

History's greatest monsters!

WA Bishop's avatar

Dr. Oz calls this the 'magic bullet'!

Lefty Mark's avatar

We had two pies (pumpkin and apple) for three people. Of course only a slice or two from each one was consumed that night. The report didn't mention how many guests celebrated Thanksgiving with the First Family.

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"I love being in the White House,” Obama said at the press conference. “Everything seems right here. You know, I come back to Washington; the pies are the right height. "

Lefty Mark's avatar

You wouldn't believe how much pie Miley Cyrus just ate.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Did he have it delivered or did he go down and get it himself in his Cadillac?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Dammit, now I want pie. No Thanksgiving dinner for us in Canada this week.

chascates's avatar

Attention Whore Sarah Palin will undoubtedly tweet her shrill nonsense about the hypocrisy of Michelle Obama eating dessert although the article quotes FLOTUS as saying once in a while treats are OK,

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Simmons has turned into a full blown freak at this point. He's destined to work the Riverboat Casino circuit opening for Carrot Top

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the sneaky fifth columnist kind

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So bye-bye, fake American Pie

Drove ol Twitchy to get bitchy, and the wingnuts did cry

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Now that's journalism!

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Roadkill opossum pie or not real 'murrican!