Obama's Hometown, Asian Mexico, Reveals Statue Of Boy-King
The nice little muslins in Jakarta have built their native son, Barack Obama, a statue made of the finest golds and bronzes to be stolen from East Timor! It is called "Barry Dreams Come True," and all of the schoolchildren want to grow up to be like Barack Obama -- except the one kid who wants to be a general. He will be the next Hitler. Hooray! [ Ben Smith ]