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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I predict that the liebrul-biased lamestream media will hush this up and not report on it. Faux News might run with it, on a slow news day ("It has been reported that...")

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and yet they've been talking about Bridgeghazi FOR A WHOLE WEEK!!1!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

How does the Enquirer not get sued for libel for everything they print other than horoscopes ? Do they have some code in the articles that allows the writers to calim the material was fiction, speculation or "humor"? Or is pointing to the masthead (is that the right term ?) enough?

bobbert's avatar

Condi and her husband George.

bobbert's avatar

Seriously, public figure exemption.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

If it's not in the Weekly World News, I wouldn't believe a word of it.

Me's avatar

Maybe he just wants a woman rather than the burly shemale he is married to.

Me's avatar

Angry black chick with a dick.

Pookums's avatar

So you're saying Barry's available?

PubOption's avatar

If the secret service are involved, I assume that the women would be Colombian hookers.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the woman with fish story is so yesterday

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

We really need to investigate this gay-or-hetero question. Do I hear any volunteers?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

They say that the Danes are the <i>happiest</i> people on Earth. They'll be sad to see Obama's marriage <i>ending</i>.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

NEEDS MOAR TWO HEADED BABBIES!