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I predict that the liebrul-biased lamestream media will hush this up and not report on it. Faux News might run with it, on a slow news day ("It has been reported that...")

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and yet they've been talking about Bridgeghazi FOR A WHOLE WEEK!!1!

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How does the Enquirer not get sued for libel for everything they print other than horoscopes ? Do they have some code in the articles that allows the writers to calim the material was fiction, speculation or "humor"? Or is pointing to the masthead (is that the right term ?) enough?

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Condi and her husband George.

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Seriously, public figure exemption.

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If it's not in the Weekly World News, I wouldn't believe a word of it.

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Maybe he just wants a woman rather than the burly shemale he is married to.

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Angry black chick with a dick.

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So you're saying Barry's available?

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If the secret service are involved, I assume that the women would be Colombian hookers.

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the woman with fish story is so yesterday

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We really need to investigate this gay-or-hetero question. Do I hear any volunteers?

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They say that the Danes are the <i>happiest</i> people on Earth. They'll be sad to see Obama's marriage <i>ending</i>.

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Those Danes are great

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better make it a suite

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NEEDS MOAR TWO HEADED BABBIES!

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