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You know what other Youth group used to raise their arm in a stiff salute to their "Leader", like that youngn in the picture?

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Is their still a market for parchment lampshades?

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You might be interested in this, from the Missouri legislature. <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-polit...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...

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If I wanted my children to spend time with Bible-believing Christians who vote Republican, I'd sent them to public school. Actually I do send them to public school, but only because the school pretty much keeps the religious stuff under control.

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What the heil?! That's scary.

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Wouldn't it just be easier and cheaper to import tens of millions of babies from China, India, and Africa and indoctrinate them in massive camps? Make them instant citizens, allow them to vote and when they turn 18 they can become the Home Guard we need to round up all the gun owners, Christians, and mimes!

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<i>If passed by both chambers, the measure would be placed on the ballot for voters to decide. It includes language protecting private schools from being required to educate children on anything that violates their religious beliefs.</i>

Gee, what a surprise.

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All of these white churchy Republicans are worried about souls? Come on now, have you seen yourselves dance?? YOU AIN'T GOT SOUL

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This is really stupid, right? Like exceptionally stupid? Even for these people?

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Kindergarten lessons have sure changed. In my day it was all finger paints and naps. And those tiny little milk cartons.

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Time for the Kindergarten Cop! I know a former California governor who is looking for work.

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Where did you get that Holocaust Cloak?

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no, but it took about three commenters to get there. Bamz is once again Hitler and Stalin and Satan all rolled into one Kenyan Muslin radical Christian big gubmint package

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or a hoverboard

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