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Of all the things I want in my face, that's at the bottom of the list.

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I thought it was God's wrath for putting Romney on the November ballot.

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I predict a big pile-up at the intersection.

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I don't care.

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For a certain value of "exactly".

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He's going to call the next disaster a Bucket of Rotten Hotwings.

Rotten Hotwings. IN. YOUR. FACE. That shit burns! Now, whatchu got?

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THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS BUCKETS

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And he's been carrying around a bucket of holy puke for 21 years. GROSS, GOD

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But he's got an awesome collection of vintage vomit.

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Well, I'm still expecting a close election, but an Obama win. Will the Lord God of Hosts be disappointed? These weird hick preachers always make me think they were invented by Flannery O'Connor.

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Don't forget "one is the loneliest number".

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Does this guy have a sideline as <a href="http:\/\/www.timecube.com" target="_blank">Time Cube Guy</a>?

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There are apparently entire sections of this agenda that I've never heard a gay person mention. Was there no committee consensus?

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The Big Guy has Anger Management issues.

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<i>BOTH candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda.</i>

See? It won't do any good to vote R this time!

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You shoulda checked the date on that butter-cream icing.

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