Thank goodness for the internet! Were it not for this near-instantaneous information-distribution medium, Pastor John McTernan would not be able to get international attention for being among the first wingnut preachers to proclaim that Hurricane Sandy is obviously God's vengeance on America for some perceived sin. In this particular case, the Almighty is going to cause randomized death and destruction along the East Coast of the US to punish random people for a diplomatic conference attended by George HW Bush in 1991:
Well, I'm still expecting a close election, but an Obama win. Will the Lord God of Hosts be disappointed? These weird hick preachers always make me think they were invented by Flannery O'Connor.
Of all the things I want in my face, that's at the bottom of the list.
I thought it was God's wrath for putting Romney on the November ballot.
I predict a big pile-up at the intersection.
I don't care.
For a certain value of "exactly".
He's going to call the next disaster a Bucket of Rotten Hotwings.
Rotten Hotwings. IN. YOUR. FACE. That shit burns! Now, whatchu got?
THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS BUCKETS
And he's been carrying around a bucket of holy puke for 21 years. GROSS, GOD
But he's got an awesome collection of vintage vomit.
Well, I'm still expecting a close election, but an Obama win. Will the Lord God of Hosts be disappointed? These weird hick preachers always make me think they were invented by Flannery O'Connor.
Don't forget "one is the loneliest number".
Does this guy have a sideline as <a href="http:\/\/www.timecube.com" target="_blank">Time Cube Guy</a>?
There are apparently entire sections of this agenda that I&#039;ve never heard a gay person mention. Was there no committee consensus?
The Big Guy has Anger Management issues.
<i>BOTH candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda.</i>
See? It won&#039;t do any good to vote R this time!
You shoulda checked the date on that butter-cream icing.