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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Of all the things I want in my face, that's at the bottom of the list.

diogenez's avatar

I thought it was God's wrath for putting Romney on the November ballot.

bobbert's avatar

I predict a big pile-up at the intersection.

bobbert's avatar

I don't care.

bobbert's avatar

For a certain value of "exactly".

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

He's going to call the next disaster a Bucket of Rotten Hotwings.

Rotten Hotwings. IN. YOUR. FACE. That shit burns! Now, whatchu got?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS BUCKETS

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And he's been carrying around a bucket of holy puke for 21 years. GROSS, GOD

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But he's got an awesome collection of vintage vomit.

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, I'm still expecting a close election, but an Obama win. Will the Lord God of Hosts be disappointed? These weird hick preachers always make me think they were invented by Flannery O'Connor.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Don't forget "one is the loneliest number".

PsycWench's avatar

Does this guy have a sideline as <a href="http:\/\/www.timecube.com" target="_blank">Time Cube Guy</a>?

PsycWench's avatar

There are apparently entire sections of this agenda that I've never heard a gay person mention. Was there no committee consensus?

The Quirk's avatar

The Big Guy has Anger Management issues.

The Quirk's avatar

<i>BOTH candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda.</i>

See? It won't do any good to vote R this time!

The Quirk's avatar

You shoulda checked the date on that butter-cream icing.