Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, puppies and kittens: we are a mere twenty minutes away from Donald Trump changing everything by revealing something incredibly stupid and probably racist about Barack Obama.
Donald: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Some Person: I’m kind of busy. Donald: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Some Person: Ok Donald, I’m looking. Donald: Ha ha! Made ya look!
I half expected Trump to announce that Barry inhaled.
"But let's see if I can buy it..."
J.K. ... I'm sure he's down here somwhere.
I'm pleased to note that the NYT seems to have classified this as not actually fit to print.
Harvard Law Review? Blue Book or GTFO. (Literally.)
Because only Donny's words are important.
No slimier dickhead in the US than the Donald.
Bar fully stocked. Stewardesses fully stockinged.
I vote for everything on <a href="" target="_blank">this list</a>, just because.
Neither. <a href="http:\/\/www.acemart.com\/concession-supplies\/cotton-candy-supplies\/gold-medal-orange-cotton-candy-fairy-floss-sugar-gmp3205\/prod292509008.html" target="_blank">His carny.</a>
Too late.
Being Rickrolled is better than being Trumproasted.
Donald: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Some Person: I&rsquo;m kind of busy. Donald: Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Some Person: Ok Donald, I&rsquo;m looking. Donald: Ha ha! Made ya look!
This is so vapid, I only give it 200 millitrumps.
So is this the question mark step, or the &quot;collect underpants&quot; step, Donald?
&quot;character-limited&quot; is definitely the operative term here.