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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Charles Krauthammer, YOU GET BACK TO WORK RIGHT THIS INSTANT

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DON'T USE BOTTOM DOLLARS OR TOP ONES EITHER THEY CAN TRACE YOU

IVE SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY

Lot_49's avatar

Sportsball stadia are more important than anything, as should be obvious. Free luxury-box seats are like crack cocaine to politicians.

San Diego had the most egregious example: the city remodeled the stadium at its own expense, and then obligated itself to buy up any tickets the team couldn't sell. Supposedly the tickets would be distributed to the "needy," but you can guess who needed them the most. Oh, and with no incentive to field a winning team, the owners fielded year after year of losers. Win/win!

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And those poor women in Cleveland. And Syria.

<a href="http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-JJJ9IczQBvY\/T96MXsEqewI\/AAAAAAAAA9I\/pSQRoyMIUTQ\/s1600\/twiggy.jpg" target="_blank">SQUIRREL!!!1!!</a>

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Mr Fluffy is going to punish you for revealing that. What would you prefer--a nice fresh hairball on the new wall-to-wall, or a maimed sparrow fluttering towards the windows?

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They have to come up with <i>some</i> reason to keep flying those expensive planes around.

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It's on Salon.com too. Awesome.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Silly Jones. It's simply Allah's retribution for all that Oklahoma anti-Sharia legislation.

ValiumNation's avatar

Prof Fink: All right, according to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... love? Who's been screwing with this thing?

Lot_49's avatar

"You can bet your bottom dollar they did this, but the thing is, we don't know."

Didn't McConnell say the same thing on MTP Sunday?

PubOption's avatar

Now, if they could have conjured up a small tornado, with enough power to carry a few people away but not enough to completely destroy buildings, that would have fixed the Benghazi incident.