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kaydenpat's avatar

Abortion is legal. Get over it. It's not as if you care about actual children.

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kaydenpat's avatar

Logic isn't a strong point for forced birthers.

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kcnewhaven's avatar

ohhh how the "mome raths outgrabe"

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A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Did The Nimrod wear a bull's head while he was slamming The Ham?

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Relativicus's avatar

Ever since He had that damn kid, He's become all passive-aggressive and shit. Where it used to be, "You pissed me off, BLAMMO," now it's all, "You know what you did." Say what you want about Him causing all manners of death and destruction -- including one extinction-level event -- but at least you knew where He stood.

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tehbaddr's avatar

Snipy, how dare you lump me in with these “reasonable people”! And keep it straight, the term is "magic sky friend", not "skygod".

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I was thinking the eagle was the GOP, and Trump was America.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Ha ha...I was thinking Trump was America, and the eagle was Trump (or the GOP) attacking America.

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ahughes798's avatar

I like "sky daddy" the best! But yours are awesome, also too, tehbaddr!

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ahughes798's avatar

You just described gang members and most cops- psychopaths with lousy aim! Is god the OG?

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ahughes798's avatar

I just heard the other week that China has officially given up that policy? Or that they're still encouraging one child, but there are no penalties if a second one happens.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Large pandemics of acid reflux?Nothing in the checking account at the end of the month?Not being able to find your proper size of T-shirt in the pile at Walmart?

Folks, the list goes on, and on. We're in deep doo-doo.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Bandersnatches have been seen on the eastern horizon.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

As I reply to your post, BzB, it has been "13 hours ago." Scary, huh? You are so evil. When I add my post it will be 13 hours plus one, which is therefore evil plus one. More evil. The 14th eagle just compounds the evilness. Feathers will fly.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

When you doubted the Oracle at Delphi she immediately reached out, squeezed your throat, and cast you into the crack in the Earth from which the vapors were expelled. Be thankful that you were only banhammered.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Just wait. Their god is veeeery patient. At times.

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