every time you have an abortion, god kills another eagle Last weekend, 13 bald eagles were found dead at a farm in Maryland. Now, most people, upon hearing that, would likely assume one of three broad categories of reasons: (1) humans being murder-y and awful; (2) something climate change-y, (3) tragic accident. (Indeed, one of the most likely explanations is a combination of (1) and (3), which is that farmers put out poison to control their rodents, and eagles eat poisoned rodents and die.) While all of us reading this here blog fall under the definition of "reasonable people," right wing anti-choice end times fetishists do not, so they are pretty certain that this eagle die-off means that God
Ever since He had that damn kid, He's become all passive-aggressive and shit. Where it used to be, "You pissed me off, BLAMMO," now it's all, "You know what you did." Say what you want about Him causing all manners of death and destruction -- including one extinction-level event -- but at least you knew where He stood.
I just heard the other week that China has officially given up that policy? Or that they're still encouraging one child, but there are no penalties if a second one happens.
Large pandemics of acid reflux?Nothing in the checking account at the end of the month?Not being able to find your proper size of T-shirt in the pile at Walmart?
Folks, the list goes on, and on. We're in deep doo-doo.
As I reply to your post, BzB, it has been "13 hours ago." Scary, huh? You are so evil. When I add my post it will be 13 hours plus one, which is therefore evil plus one. More evil. The 14th eagle just compounds the evilness. Feathers will fly.
When you doubted the Oracle at Delphi she immediately reached out, squeezed your throat, and cast you into the crack in the Earth from which the vapors were expelled. Be thankful that you were only banhammered.
Abortion is legal. Get over it. It's not as if you care about actual children.
Logic isn't a strong point for forced birthers.
ohhh how the "mome raths outgrabe"
Did The Nimrod wear a bull's head while he was slamming The Ham?
Ever since He had that damn kid, He's become all passive-aggressive and shit. Where it used to be, "You pissed me off, BLAMMO," now it's all, "You know what you did." Say what you want about Him causing all manners of death and destruction -- including one extinction-level event -- but at least you knew where He stood.
Snipy, how dare you lump me in with these “reasonable people”! And keep it straight, the term is "magic sky friend", not "skygod".
I was thinking the eagle was the GOP, and Trump was America.
Ha ha...I was thinking Trump was America, and the eagle was Trump (or the GOP) attacking America.
I like "sky daddy" the best! But yours are awesome, also too, tehbaddr!
You just described gang members and most cops- psychopaths with lousy aim! Is god the OG?
I just heard the other week that China has officially given up that policy? Or that they're still encouraging one child, but there are no penalties if a second one happens.
Large pandemics of acid reflux?Nothing in the checking account at the end of the month?Not being able to find your proper size of T-shirt in the pile at Walmart?
Folks, the list goes on, and on. We're in deep doo-doo.
Bandersnatches have been seen on the eastern horizon.
As I reply to your post, BzB, it has been "13 hours ago." Scary, huh? You are so evil. When I add my post it will be 13 hours plus one, which is therefore evil plus one. More evil. The 14th eagle just compounds the evilness. Feathers will fly.
When you doubted the Oracle at Delphi she immediately reached out, squeezed your throat, and cast you into the crack in the Earth from which the vapors were expelled. Be thankful that you were only banhammered.
Just wait. Their god is veeeery patient. At times.