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As one of several Wonketteers from Minnesota (the land that gave you Kevin Sorbo and the one we shall not name out loud) I apologize and promise that I will pelt Kevin’s parent’s house with birth control pills this Halloween.

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With those personality traits, guidance counselors recommend a career in business or politics.

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<i>If you’ve ever thought maybe that psycho you know really is a sociopath, here’s a handy checklist to help you figure it out. </i>

so the GOP is using this to vet candidates for 2016 now? Mitt is sooooooooooo in luck, he pass with 100%!

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"If you’ve been wondering what TV’s Hercules thinks about..."

Ehh...no. Not at all. Not one tiny iota. Actually, I was kinda hoping his brain was a giant void just to excuse whatever bullshit comes out of his mouth.

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Yeah, about the "suitsy..." A great man named James May (you good, educated folk who watch educational, informative channels like BBC America will remember him as the smart one from Top Gear and for his Man Lab series) came up with the idea of the boiler suit as the perfect garment--the only one anyone with sense needs.

Unfortunately, I'm too lazy to look up the Man Lab episode. My bad.

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Sorbo/Mittbot for Preznit 2016!!!!!1!!!!1!111!!!!

No, that's not the party ticket--two halves of a whole idiot can take up the whole Oval Office!

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According to IMDB, "Poison Sky" is currently filming, and he's got 16 films listed as completed or post-production, some with suspiciously christiany-sounding names, and others that sound more Herculean.

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With a stretch like that it's a wonder Sorbo didn't tear his ACL.

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Would Hercules like to compare Fox News with the Augean stables? I can think of one similarity.

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Great tip! I'm gonna start not watching them right now!

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I have to admire how the President is responsible for every bad thing that happens anywhere. He puts my kid brother to shame.

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You win the internet for today.

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