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blaid droog's avatar

You're being really unkind to poor old Frank.

blaid droog's avatar

I have never seen 4 letters more in need of rearrangement.

blaid droog's avatar

Gotta disagree with that impersonation of a human thing.

blaid droog's avatar

Fortunately for me it will eventually make its way to netflix. Even then I won't care to see it. Give me a few more seasons of Frank Underwood.

blaid droog's avatar

Double Ka-ching. It's unlikely I will ever watch it, even on netflix.

blaid droog's avatar

You just called to mind Ned Beatty in Network.

Badger33's avatar

Their tentacles reach far and wide.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Actually, McCarthy + Finnegan might be closer ... Haney is kind of redundant in this case ...

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Johnny Pez's avatar

And that's how they do it on Broadway.

Duke's avatar

Jesse Ventura?

For what you wish be careful.

Duke's avatar

I want to know who Ted identifies with in the movies. I'm sure he's got it wrong.

I identify most with the GNK Droid.

glennisw's avatar

What a dick. Er, schlong.

Homestar's avatar

Fair enough. But I'd like not to be spoiled because it's going to take me a month longer than everyone else to see the thing in a theater.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The only consequence that matters is that the teatard base likes it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Jeez - what do you have against your great-grandchildren?

Make it "encased in carbonite and shot into the sun" and I might go for it. N.B.: If that's cutting it too close for teh Wonkrulez, "shot away from the sun" works almost as well ... we can start to relax as he passes Pluto.