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You're being really unkind to poor old Frank.

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I have never seen 4 letters more in need of rearrangement.

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Gotta disagree with that impersonation of a human thing.

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Fortunately for me it will eventually make its way to netflix. Even then I won't care to see it. Give me a few more seasons of Frank Underwood.

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Ka-ching

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Double Ka-ching. It's unlikely I will ever watch it, even on netflix.

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You just called to mind Ned Beatty in Network.

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Their tentacles reach far and wide.

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Actually, McCarthy + Finnegan might be closer ... Haney is kind of redundant in this case ...

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And that's how they do it on Broadway.

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Jesse Ventura?

For what you wish be careful.

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I want to know who Ted identifies with in the movies. I'm sure he's got it wrong.

I identify most with the GNK Droid.

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What a dick. Er, schlong.

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Fair enough. But I'd like not to be spoiled because it's going to take me a month longer than everyone else to see the thing in a theater.

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The only consequence that matters is that the teatard base likes it.

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Jeez - what do you have against your great-grandchildren?

Make it "encased in carbonite and shot into the sun" and I might go for it. N.B.: If that's cutting it too close for teh Wonkrulez, "shot away from the sun" works almost as well ... we can start to relax as he passes Pluto.

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