Bristol is a plucky orphan who will win our hearts. Poor thing practically raised herself after losing her parents in a tragic ego explosion. Now she's working her way up to "world's best mom" -- and she just may win it. Because she's a plucky orphan. And maybe she really did learn to be a great mother from a neighbor or teevee or something.
Probably average teenage sex. Find your spouse, find an uncomfortable place to lie down, take off only half your clothes and giggle nervously, then play a little just the tip before going whole hog. That should give you the idea.
how - at one and the same time - can we be the creators of facebook / twitter / the internet / everything and also be the obese incurious american idiots that use them to entrench a moneyed class with the basest means and certainly methods?
somewhere in there i find hope. probably because i hope somebody will pay me to write a book investigating this conundrum.
Superb use of punchline reapplication. Well played.
This is one of those rare times when I would suggest the best way for her to be the Best Mom is to get away and stay away.
Far, far away...
Turns out, it doesn't. And assistant managers at Denny's can be quite rude about such things.
Bristol is a plucky orphan who will win our hearts. Poor thing practically raised herself after losing her parents in a tragic ego explosion. Now she's working her way up to "world's best mom" -- and she just may win it. Because she's a plucky orphan. And maybe she really did learn to be a great mother from a neighbor or teevee or something.
careful with that kind of talk or Mr. Paul Gonzalez will rough talk you outta here. (also, I am not a stalker.)
Probably average teenage sex. Find your spouse, find an uncomfortable place to lie down, take off only half your clothes and giggle nervously, then play a little just the tip before going whole hog. That should give you the idea.
how - at one and the same time - can we be the creators of facebook / twitter / the internet / everything and also be the obese incurious american idiots that use them to entrench a moneyed class with the basest means and certainly methods?
somewhere in there i find hope. probably because i hope somebody will pay me to write a book investigating this conundrum.
being on facebook is like picking a scab.
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