It's the first Thursday of the month, which means that the lovably kooky nightmare country known as North Korea is threatening to set the whole world on fire again unless we lift sanctions on essential items like heating oil, rice, and Hennessy .
And no one's bending over backwards to donate nice non-T-shirts either, with or without the RoRy logo so popular among the brain-damaged last summer...
So when do they start offering the <a href="http:\/\/www.wonkettebazaar.com\/shop\/coming-soon-so-many-panties\/" target="_blank">panties </a>? Or, as this is the DPRK, maybe they are planning on a corset?
When you find a dozen Zippe centrifuges and a quarter-ton of uranium hexafluoride charged to your MasterCard, don&#039;t say you weren&#039;t warned.
But can you pull off <i>ironic</i> faux ironic? Few have mastered that level of Ju Jitsu hipness -- and fewer still can wear the black belt ironically.
SHUT THE FUCK UP LUKE RUSSERT.
You are a horrible ageist.
And no one&#039;s bending over backwards to donate nice non-T-shirts either, with or without the RoRy logo so popular among the brain-damaged last summer...
So when do they start offering the <a href="http:\/\/www.wonkettebazaar.com\/shop\/coming-soon-so-many-panties\/" target="_blank">panties </a>? Or, as this is the DPRK, maybe they are planning on a corset?
When you find a dozen Zippe centrifuges and a quarter-ton of uranium hexafluoride charged to your MasterCard, don&#039;t say you weren&#039;t warned.
This story has more links than a Chris Christie breakfast.
But can you pull off <i>ironic</i> faux ironic? Few have mastered that level of Ju Jitsu hipness -- and fewer still can wear the black belt ironically.