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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Thanks for not making fun of Paul Kantner.

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

I was thinking along the lines of Bullwinkle's "Oh, fiddle faddle!" 😁😁😁

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Vacuous Virgina's avatar

He prides himself on it! (Pump Up the Volume reference 😎😎😎)

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ez's avatar

Shitting into the spinning blades.

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ez's avatar

He has done the same with information for his 'security clearance'.

Trump didn't drain the swamp, he stocked it with mutant Trout and diseased bottom feeding Carp.

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rg9rts's avatar

That was in the style of St Ronnie

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

It all depends on what Mueller really wants, if it is AOT,K than he can get them all for something, if he wants Trump for Russian fuckery then Sessions being disgraced but not convicted may be a price he'll pay. Someone will turn, as well as Kelly, Papo etc., and first to do so gets the best deal.

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texcynical's avatar

I won’t do it for one penny less than $100.50 per hour

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dslindc's avatar

WHERE IS LORI? IS SHE OK?

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

well, I never said he wasn't in that version.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Apparently financial disclosures and applications for security clearances include as part of the package the same forms submitted by a person's spouse. So Ivanka Trump is just as guilty as her husband.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Aw, Lori is off in her Mercedes AMG GT-C that she bought from her job as hostess in a glory hole establishment. Lori quit that Google crap job to make real money. Difficult to keep up with these folks.

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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

So he hired Rose Mary Woods' daughter? Or maybe he just dug up zombie Rose Mary.

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chezmoi's avatar

He will be both the fan and the shit.https://i.imgur.com/uh0HrJn...

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chezmoi's avatar

What does he find to joke about any more?

*don't answer that*

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