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hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

Sounds like a real page-turner to me.

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SterWonk's avatar

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan would like to have a word with you.

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

How much do you want to bet he won't use his real name for the book? Remember how much fun wingnuts had when they found out Bamz used to go by Barry? Oh but they LOVE them some Kenneth the page er Piyush "Bobby" Jindal. I hear skin bleach is on sale Piyush...better get it before you announce for preznit!

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hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

You stole my thunder!

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SterWonk's avatar

I was waiting for someone to notice that...

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CalvinianChoice's avatar

No just a Confederacy of Dunces.

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TrufflePig58's avatar

College boys from LSUWent in dumb, come out dumb tooshuffling 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes

They're keepin' the schoolin' down

(apologies to Randy Newman)

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Sigatoo's avatar

Somehow, I think making the state of Looosiana buy up a sh!t ton of his books would be more gummint spending he'd approve of. For Jesus, of course.

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CalvinianChoice's avatar

Hell- at this point I'd settle for Uncle Earl.

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Shalimar's avatar

"Things I Learned In School, Before I Killed Schools So You Would Have To Buy My Book To Know Shit"

It's a little wordy and awkward (just like Jindal), but kids love the profanity.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Say, you know who else wrote a history book about forgotten choices? (Hint: it included a lot of stuff about "die Juden.")

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dshwa's avatar

Bill O'Reilly?

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

And he was an eyewitness.

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finette's avatar

"as much as 82 percent, which could lead to entire academic departments being eliminated"

Think bigger...

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I guess after Jindal finished whitewashing his portrait and his personal history, he figured he had a enough left over to try whitewashing national history.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

And he knew we were going to take it eventually anyway. Ownership, territorial boundaries, native people, they meant fuck all in the age of manifest destiny.

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