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The things you have seen. Actually all us techies have, I have been lucky not to see anything requiring reporting, just awkwardness And what was the booth for exactly, I'm have confuse.

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"[i think they all go into the profession hoping to cure themselves]"

No, not true! (Yes, it's true.) Wait, who said that? (You know who.) Mother, get out of my head and leave me alone! (Is that any way to talk to your lover? I mean, your penis? I mean, your mother?)

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Dr. John and Dr. Hook.

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Dr. Demento.

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Shit, just between Milken and whichever Koch it is, the amount of money directed at prostate cancer is pretty fucking significant.

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It's over 18, don't worry.

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Ouch.

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Dr_Zoidberg

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Well to be fair... despite the professional office attire I was wearing, the likely instigators were my recently purchased "girls" that were only a couple of weeks old at the time & didn't quite match my 105lb body frame. ;)

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Dr. Giggles was better. Hell, I'd rather be treated by Larry Drake's 'Benny' character.

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I saw what you did there.

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good god the 70's really WERE a land apart weren't they?

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So...did he go down on your?! How was it?

Oh you know...it was just Ablow.

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#paythefuckup!!!!

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Well you are close. Keith IS a dork so it's easy to confuse the whale parts.

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Sweet jebuz is right… damn… I'm so sorry for your loss.

I thought I had it bad by narrowly missing a serial killer from carving me up like his 5 victims. I was even tossed an extra dose of luck because I stopped to buy tomatoes on the side of the road & missed walking in to see what he did to his first 2 victims by 15 minutes.

Fuuuccchhh… my story is nothing compared to your loss. Again, I'm so sorry.

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