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Rick Hill's avatar

Still a better candidate than trump

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Beat me to it!

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BrianW's avatar

No arguments there; certainly less likely to cause a sex scandal by pussy-grabbing (brain-munching may be another scandal, though).

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doggiedaddy's avatar

That's the prototype of his new wive. She's in development now and will be shrink wrapped, packaged and sent out by Christmas.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I mean, I'm thinking about the list of ways you can have a fiduciary duty on page 4 of this PDF: https://www.imca.org/sites/...

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Kooolest G's avatar

I think that was the name of jill stein's band in the 90s

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

Good lord, she's going to be on Colbert's show? By the gods, these people would stick their hand in a furnace if you told 'em there was a five dollar bill in there.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

When he first announced his running mate, I thought "Huh. Trump/Pence. Trumpence. That almost sounds like a word, like when someone talks with bravado but without actually saying anything."

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Mavenmaven's avatar

When Melania slathers Barron every night with fish eggs, it also contains your nest eggs.

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Scooby's avatar

Here's how to do it.http://blogs.wsj.com/number...

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Scooby's avatar

I meant if he gets elected. I'll short the world.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Short the World, I Want to Get Off.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Of course he did.

His "greatest regret," as he opined in a later interview, was that he didn't manage to sell anybody on this dumbass idea before he managed to tank the economy.

Tanking the economy was not his greatest regret, of course, nor was giving Osama Bin-Ladin free rein over our airspace.

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kev's avatar

I once drove a Vulva. They're kind of boxy.

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RobKanC's avatar

Well. They like to show it off proudly. Like the adorable deplorable thingy. Like wtf. It's not a badge of honor to be a racist, xenophobic moron.

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Puipui's avatar

Three days in Washington. I plan to vote the very second I get mine, and I will take great joy in doing so.

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