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I pray that the Obama girls do not turn into Chelsea. (Although in her defense, she does NOT have "good hair"-- serious 4c mop)

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lol

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For the past 3 months, they have had to drink a shot every time Turnip tripped over his dick.

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Switched to Tweety cuz I don't give a shit about what Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen think, and theyre playing Ted and...Fuck.

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Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came, sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows. your name.

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Norm!

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<--looks for his box of kleenex

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Detroit is in the house!

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As a Pennsylvania resident of many years (including all of Big Eddie's administration), I didn't agree with all of his policies and positions. But he was always on the side of human rights and he never suppressed any voters, unlike some other PA governators I could name. I'm sure Evan enjoyed talking with him because is IS quite the schmoozer and charming every time I ever met him. And when I once confronted him about something I didn't like in a neighborhood meeting, he LISTENED to me. But then he had to go ruin it by being an Eagles fan.

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Minimum wage of $7.25 needs to be called what is. CORPORATE WELFARE!

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New threadhttp://wonkette.com/604893/...

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Yup. Dump likes to use 'market power' to push others around--Bloomberg'll flatten him like a squirrel under a Peterbilt.

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See you there...

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He goes on talk shows all the time pumping up his save-the-oceans organization while they're trying to make him talk about whatever TV show he's guesting on.

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And his daughter will jump over the body on her show horse.

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Despite having the name slimed by grifty horrible hypocritical fuzzy-mentalists, some of us progressives still like Jesus a lot.

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