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This was bizarrely perfect. Of course, I'm drunk.

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...should've used snapchat

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I heard about this on Maddow last night. I was surprisingly unsurprised, indifferently indifferent, and numbly numb.

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Rule of law is for other people.

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The happy endings justify the meanies.

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Be sure to drink your ovaltine . . .

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What are the odds our new Rethug overlords and cowed Democrats will investigate this?

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What a country! A 90 year old vet is arrested for feeding the homeless and hundreds of millions raised by "charitable organizations" feed nothing but politicians.

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"You guys are not going to believe this, but CNN broke a story, and it’s got everything — political malfeasance, coded tweets, Karl Rove!"

Stefon? Is that you?

New York's hottest club is . . . Kochtown. It has everything: political malfeasance, unlimited money raining from the sky, talking points, and a hash tag you aren't rich enough to know about.

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An effective fumblerooski counter-argument is the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Statue_of_Liberty_play" target="_blank">Statue of Liberty</a> (though certainly not as much fun to say).

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I never thought of Twitter as communication; it’s more like digital farting or grunting.

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Republican motto: "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'. And if you get caught, you didn't try hard enough."

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The pellet with the poison's in the vessle with the pestle.

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Flea flicker libul!!1!

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Corrupt, interest-conflicted Supreme Court Members Libel!

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BigBrassBallsGhazi!!!

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