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bobbert's avatar

This was bizarrely perfect. Of course, I'm drunk.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...should've used snapchat

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I heard about this on Maddow last night. I was surprisingly unsurprised, indifferently indifferent, and numbly numb.

schmannity's avatar

Rule of law is for other people.

Chris Grrr's avatar

The happy endings justify the meanies.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Be sure to drink your ovaltine . . .

The Quirk's avatar

What are the odds our new Rethug overlords and cowed Democrats will investigate this?

schmannity's avatar

What a country! A 90 year old vet is arrested for feeding the homeless and hundreds of millions raised by "charitable organizations" feed nothing but politicians.

dslindc's avatar

"You guys are not going to believe this, but CNN broke a story, and it’s got everything — political malfeasance, coded tweets, Karl Rove!"

Stefon? Is that you?

New York's hottest club is . . . Kochtown. It has everything: political malfeasance, unlimited money raining from the sky, talking points, and a hash tag you aren't rich enough to know about.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

An effective fumblerooski counter-argument is the <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Statue_of_Liberty_play" target="_blank">Statue of Liberty</a> (though certainly not as much fun to say).

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I never thought of Twitter as communication; it’s more like digital farting or grunting.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Republican motto: "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'. And if you get caught, you didn't try hard enough."

Vienna Woods's avatar

The pellet with the poison's in the vessle with the pestle.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Corrupt, interest-conflicted Supreme Court Members Libel!