As we all know, the mean old IRS targeted tea party groups in the Worst Scandal Since Watergate (May 2013 edition), and then America was Over for the 768,926th time since January 2009.
The ways of P are mysterious. Shortly after making my Intense Debate account, I shot up to 119 or so, but then rapidly fell to 92. It has been a long slow climb back up.
Only thing I have figured out to help raise your P is to not give a fuck about it.
Google is actually in a pretty good position to do this. I mean, they already know pretty much every thing about us, up to, and including our yearly incomes.
NARRATOR: Tired of having to understand how scandals work?
(Obviously frustrated Person on screen, fumbling with a blue dress and a Fast and Furious video, both caught in a gate. NODS VIGOROUSLY INTO CAMERA)
Then you're going to LOVE new "Scandal-Plagued Administration Bites!"
(Person looks relieved and thankful)
As a working person, I really appreciate that the press has prepackaged all of my scandals into one easy-to-digest morsel! Never again will I have to think "What the heck is a Benghazi", Now I can just say "SCANDAL-PLAGUED ADMINISTRATION BITES PLEASE!"
The ways of P are mysterious. Shortly after making my Intense Debate account, I shot up to 119 or so, but then rapidly fell to 92. It has been a long slow climb back up.
Only thing I have figured out to help raise your P is to not give a fuck about it.
Fox & Friends: bqhatevwr
Randy Jackson libul!!1!
WYD, ISI
+1
Mr. Jackson, if you're nasty.
I think they'd prefer N***RGHAZI
Google is actually in a pretty good position to do this. I mean, they already know pretty much every thing about us, up to, and including our yearly incomes.
America has lost her innocence ... AGAIN
NARRATOR: Tired of having to understand how scandals work?
(Obviously frustrated Person on screen, fumbling with a blue dress and a Fast and Furious video, both caught in a gate. NODS VIGOROUSLY INTO CAMERA)
Then you're going to LOVE new "Scandal-Plagued Administration Bites!"
(Person looks relieved and thankful)
As a working person, I really appreciate that the press has prepackaged all of my scandals into one easy-to-digest morsel! Never again will I have to think "What the heck is a Benghazi", Now I can just say "SCANDAL-PLAGUED ADMINISTRATION BITES PLEASE!"
what? I'm busy destroying my metabolism with the only two known foods that will do it.
But how does missionary work for a Republican politician and his secret boy toy?
I was not aware that there was a gay equivalent of missionary.
This is the worst scandal we have faced since employers actually started calling references listed on job applications.
I'm sorry, I was looking at the college party pics. You were saying?
POIGHAZI!!1!
I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats
/SallyFields