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The ways of P are mysterious. Shortly after making my Intense Debate account, I shot up to 119 or so, but then rapidly fell to 92. It has been a long slow climb back up.

Only thing I have figured out to help raise your P is to not give a fuck about it.

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Fox & Friends: bqhatevwr

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Randy Jackson libul!!1!

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WYD, ISI

+1

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Mr. Jackson, if you're nasty.

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I think they'd prefer N***RGHAZI

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Google is actually in a pretty good position to do this. I mean, they already know pretty much every thing about us, up to, and including our yearly incomes.

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America has lost her innocence ... AGAIN

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NARRATOR: Tired of having to understand how scandals work?

(Obviously frustrated Person on screen, fumbling with a blue dress and a Fast and Furious video, both caught in a gate. NODS VIGOROUSLY INTO CAMERA)

Then you're going to LOVE new "Scandal-Plagued Administration Bites!"

(Person looks relieved and thankful)

As a working person, I really appreciate that the press has prepackaged all of my scandals into one easy-to-digest morsel! Never again will I have to think "What the heck is a Benghazi", Now I can just say "SCANDAL-PLAGUED ADMINISTRATION BITES PLEASE!"

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what? I'm busy destroying my metabolism with the only two known foods that will do it.

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But how does missionary work for a Republican politician and his secret boy toy?

I was not aware that there was a gay equivalent of missionary.

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This is the worst scandal we have faced since employers actually started calling references listed on job applications.

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I'm sorry, I was looking at the college party pics. You were saying?

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POIGHAZI!!1!

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I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats

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/SallyFields

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