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Vienna Woods's avatar

That is the weirdest thing to experience... meanwhile, here in SW Ontario, it is warm, balmy breezes, birds singing.

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Dylan Black's avatar

I would never tell a man what to put in his own avatar, but I will make a suggestion: <a href="http://whatpayne.deviantart..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://whatpayne.deviantart.com/art/Dr-Strangepon...">http://whatpayne.deviantart...

Something along those lines, if not that specific one?

I also compliment you on establishing the bizarre situation where I personally do not understand or endorse the "adults who love MLP" phenomenon, but I love the extent to which it occasionally annoys the shit out of people in the wonkette comments when you post ponies. So much so that I actually look forward to them, in this one weird blog context.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Flanders and Swann said <blockquote> Jupiter's gone into Orion, and come into conjunction with Mars Saturn is wheeling across infinite space to its pre-ordained place in the stars And I gaze at the planets in wonder At the trouble and time they spend All to warn me to be careful In dealings involving a friend.</blockquote> For how many weeks can you find something to add?

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

If I give monies I'll have to give up my cut up Kobe beef hot dog's in my mac and cheese and go with plain weenies instead. You can't take a libtard's Kobe beef hot dog's away, you just can't. I'd really miss my daily caviar rub downs too.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Do you take quatloos? Leks? Litas? Federation credits? Or must it be in bars of gold-pressed latinum?

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

General Jack has left and gone away Hey hey hey

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WA Bishop's avatar

Whoa, careful there. Remember that she only has half the year so far.

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Shypixel's avatar

Especially if it were running at the time.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sell 'em on Etsy, where they'll blend right in with a fuckton of other unlicensed crap.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"clean-shaven and with glasses I look closer to 20-22"

But when you don't shave ... ????

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is he ready to assume the position of Buttsekz Editor? (There will be an in-depth interview.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And turning them into Inc. stained wretches.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Until <a href="http:\/\/articles.philly.com\/2013-04-23\/news\/38766013_1_the-schaibles-catherine-schaible-herbert-schaible" target="_blank">something like this </a> comes along.

<i>FFS, etc., ad nauseam.</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Would you like to trade your 50 howling monkeys for one Internal Revenue Service? They're much more, um, <i>quietly efficient.</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>a complete physical and a flu shot </i>

No problem, but Dok doesn't make house calls -- hope you're not on the wrong side of South Dakota and Montana.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nah he'd just charge it back to Editrix as "field research expenses".

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