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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Because annosexuals screaming in terror, shitting pants, and running away are fun to watch on YouTube, but haven't the Iraqi people suffered enough?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA you are so cute!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It certainly worked for Wile E. Coyote. Wile E. Coyote: Super Genius.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

At least Barry said we wouldn't be sending any ground troops. Wait...why are you all laughing?

bobbert's avatar

LBJ was a brave fella domestically, but as far as war went, he <i>was</i> the big fool neck deep in the Big Muddy.

fuflans's avatar

here's the thing world: we're done, tired, fucked up, drinking red wine.

you need a policeman,

beiing you're up. have a blast.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

We've just got to "turn the corner" for the 547th time. Or maybe send over a few more pallets of cash. That will do it!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If we just keep doing the same thing over and over, we're bound to get a different result -- isn't that right, Walnuts?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>made us swoon for Commander Guy George W. Bush in his codpiece</i>

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

---- Molly Nivens

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

In other words, we're in deep shit.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I believe that would be a bomber - not a fighter.

TundraGrifter's avatar

There's a very interesting documentary about Sun Tzu's "Art of War" that compares Western military thinking (Chess) to Asian military thinking (Go).

Chess is a war of attrition. In Go it's a disadvantage to have too many pieces (territory) too early in the game. Better to be light and move fast - living off the countryside, like the Viet Cong. And then build your number of pieces at the end, controlling the entire board.

I find it a worthwhile comparison.