Ya know, I find these slimeballs who complain and sue about damage to their "reputation" insufferably offensive. I don't even HAVE a reputation. As far as I can see, if you have a "reputation" consider yourself fortunate. As they say, there is no bad publicity.
Attached is a copy of an email we received on July 22, 2024. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is sending out stupid messages on your behalf.
I was delighted to see that Ms. Kashman, founder of Cyber Law Firm, is every bit as cute as I could have hoped, and is apparently very proud (and justifiably so!) of her long, curly, dark hair. I admit to being a bit confused though - according to her website, she is a renowned legal professional deeply immersed in the intricacies of cybersecurity law, so I must assume that somebody else sent out that rather second-rate letter above her name. That strikes me as more than a little defamatory (in practice, if not in law), so perhaps she might wish to track down the person who exposed her to internet ridicule like that. What kind of world is this, where pretty young women can have their names inappropriately associated with letters such as the one received by Wonkette? Is there a term for this sort of less dangerous internet equivalent of Swatting? I bet Star Kashman would know!
I believe-- and you can take it or leave it!-- Star Kashman is the alias of the dynamic Kash Patel! PS Just sorry the video of him dancing by himself and absolutely seducing the camera!-- isn't up anymore. It was nauseating. It violated my boundaries and my friends' boundaries-- it really did. Then I heard him discussing his plans for the Trump administration. THE ultimate weird guy.
Ya know, I find these slimeballs who complain and sue about damage to their "reputation" insufferably offensive. I don't even HAVE a reputation. As far as I can see, if you have a "reputation" consider yourself fortunate. As they say, there is no bad publicity.
This is beautiful art. Brava!
This effervescent stroke of brilliance is why I subscribe.
Brava ladies!
"Cyber Lawfirm" "Star Kashman" ROFL Just when you think conservatives have reached peak stoopid. You literally cannot make this stuff up.
Greatest takedown ever.
You should have just sent the following reply:
Dear Ms. Kashman:
Attached is a copy of an email we received on July 22, 2024. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is sending out stupid messages on your behalf.
Sincerely,
Loveky
this made my day!
"Cyber Law Firm"? Was "Acme Law Corporation" already taken?
They're experts in "the cyber." You know -- like Rudy Colludie is.
He was such a godsend to the campaign, with all his knowledge. Except when his phone had to be activated that time. What an ordeal!
I was delighted to see that Ms. Kashman, founder of Cyber Law Firm, is every bit as cute as I could have hoped, and is apparently very proud (and justifiably so!) of her long, curly, dark hair. I admit to being a bit confused though - according to her website, she is a renowned legal professional deeply immersed in the intricacies of cybersecurity law, so I must assume that somebody else sent out that rather second-rate letter above her name. That strikes me as more than a little defamatory (in practice, if not in law), so perhaps she might wish to track down the person who exposed her to internet ridicule like that. What kind of world is this, where pretty young women can have their names inappropriately associated with letters such as the one received by Wonkette? Is there a term for this sort of less dangerous internet equivalent of Swatting? I bet Star Kashman would know!
Snort giggle chortle hoot! Fun post--thanks ladies!
Please tell me that was verbatim.
Good thing Kash Starman, the good lawyer, didn't come after you!!
I believe-- and you can take it or leave it!-- Star Kashman is the alias of the dynamic Kash Patel! PS Just sorry the video of him dancing by himself and absolutely seducing the camera!-- isn't up anymore. It was nauseating. It violated my boundaries and my friends' boundaries-- it really did. Then I heard him discussing his plans for the Trump administration. THE ultimate weird guy.
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Ta, Liz. Good to see you here. Ta, Rebecca. How stupid can they be? There is no bottom.