Oh, Jared Kushner Did 'Private Emails,' Just Like Hillary Clinton? You Don't Fucking Say
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Oh, Jared Kushner Did 'Private Emails,' Just Like Hillary Clinton? You Don't Fucking Say
BAD EMAIL MAN
Because we are liberals, we are very excited when we get to say "GOTCHA!" And boy oh boy, we got one for ya! The breaking news is that Jared Kushner is not qualified to be president of the United States, and should probably be sentenced to languish in a cold prison cell until the end of days, because, you see, HIS EMAILS! Politico reports that Kush "corresponded with other administration officials about White House matters through a private email account set up during the transition last December," which is "part of a larger pattern of Trump administration aides using personal email accounts for government business." WHOA IF TRUE and IN-PEACH!
Now, this is not the exact same as monster Hillary Clinton with her vault of AOL free trial disks. Kushner has a White House email address too, and he uses that on a regular basis. His lawyer Abbe Lowell says it's just that sometimes Steve Bannon or Reince Priebus (yes, specifically those guys) would use the HeWentTo@Jared.Com address from THEIR OWN PERSONAL ADDRESSES (because they used dirty personal email too) to send J-Nasty important government business.
Also, Ja-vanky-vank made a private email domain , whereas Hillz 'n' Billz made a private email server , which they hid in a special basement in their house that was next door to the #Pizzagate basement. We don't know if Ja-vanky-vank have a secret server. And Kushner and his lawyer SAY he hasn't Snapchatted any classified information in his private emails, like Hillary ... didn't really do either.
BUT STILL! HIS EMAILS!
Could this be a problem?
Private email traffic among White House aides — some of it sent between personal email accounts rather than to or from government addresses — could skirt the requirements of the Presidential Records Act, which requires all documents related to the president’s personal and political activities to be archived. [...]
Lowell said Kushner has adhered to government record-keeping requirements by forwarding all the emails to his account, though POLITICO could not verify that.
Oh well, we should probably LOCK HIM UP! and throw away the key, just in case.
Of course, there's still no evidence Hillary Clinton did anything nefarious with her emails, while the jury is still VERY MUCH OUT on whether/how much Prince Jared was involved in colluding with Russia to steal an election for his father-in-law. But hey, he set up this email AFTER THE ELECTION HAD ALREADY BEEN (allegedly) STOLED, so we should probably just drop it.
ON THE OTHER HAND, it's kind of funny (in a sick, projectile vomit kind of way) that he did this just after concluding a campaign where we were supposed to believe it was a BIG FUCKIN' DEAL that Hillary used a private email server, even though the FBI said "no reasonable prosecutor" would bring a case against her, and came to the very same conclusion once again when they found traces of Hillz-Mail on Anthony Weiner's porn laptop (which, BREAKING! just went to jail!) and James Comey felt obligated to sploot that information out 11 days before the election.
But it was never about the emails, was it? Sure, Donald Trump would get up there at his rallies and mouth-shart words toward his pig followers about how Hillary "bleached" her emails and how we should imprison her, blah blah blah, but it was just code for "Hillary Clinton is a cunt and we hate her." (All attacks on Hillary Clinton were basically that.) Hell, they couldn't even explain exactly what the "emails" controversy was about, or what they really thought Hillary Clinton did with them, and they still can't. (If you're still confused about what the Hillary emails non-troversy was about, click here! )
So yeah, really, we should drop this. Unless ...
Unless he used his dirty secret email to do #Pizzagate. Or ...
Unless he used it to do #Benghaziiiiiii!!!12111!!1! Or ...
No really, we're curious if he used this email to sexxxt his Russian pals after the election.
Oh well, we're sure Robert Mueller will figure it out.
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[ Politico ]