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And it wasn't Linda Lovelace.

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An elderly aunt used to tell me, "If you can't say something good about someone, then say nothing at all." So, regarding Attorney General Jefferson Davis Sessions I'll say this: I think he probably was very cute when he was a little boy.

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So were the Children of the Corn.

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So Sessions writes a letter to the Democrats explaining why he lied after lying under oath. Seven weeks later. Democrats politely ask why he waited seven weeks to 'clarify' his lie he made under oath. Session replies that Democrats should have known he was lying and insisted for his clarification sooner. Logic!

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So was Ted Bundy.

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If little beauregard can't even remember which job he was working and what hat he was wearing when he met with russians....what the phuck is he doing as AG????

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Sorry to be slow on the uptake - who is KO?

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That was such a priceless bit. Do you remember when he brought his little boy, about 5 years old, on as part of it one year, and then ten years later came back, bringing the same kid on, now as a surly 15 year old?

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Well, they came for the racism, stayed for the bigotry.

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So Sessions sez he'll recuse himself if appropriate. I assume this means if unavoidable. And then, recused, he'll just keep doing what he was doing...until caught again. Rinse and repeat.

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"Oh, Jeff Sessions Met With Russian Ambassador During Campaign, Then Lied? Is That A Big Deal?"

A question to which the GOP hypocrites would respond....................

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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There are no American tanks in Baghdad. That's a tank behind me, isn't it?

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Racist smug southern girls , know the type well

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I don't think it came off as glib or condescending, and the Republicans and Russians used literally everything she ever did or said against her, from her headbands to the size of her ankles to her earnest desire, careful thought, hard work, and success at designing health care for everyone back in 1990. If anything I'd have liked to see her be MORE outspoken. I don't regret a damn thing.

She faced a 30-year onslaught of vicious lies, attacks, and smears, a craven media broadcasting it far and wide, a troll army, her fellow "Democrat" continuing and abetting the lies and smears, brutal voter suppression, grotesque gerrymandering, voter roll purges, "broken voting machines" in Democratic areas, a nasty streak of misogyny in this country, the FBI, and RUSSIA, and she STILL won by 3 million votes and you will never persuade me that the tiny margin of win for the Orange Oaf in those tiny little counties wasn't because of election machine hacking or ballot malfeasance. Let's stop blaming Hillary for this.

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We cannot escape this fucking administration; at my Y exercise class today:

Instructor: "One more. Good--relax! Now, how do you feel lying there?"

Student: "Like Jeff Sessions."

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just heard al franken on NPR being so fair and so reasonable and so distinguished and so NOT anything republican.

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