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Oh Just FYI: Your American Recession Dollars Are Going Towards Enabling Obama's Fascist Agricultural Hobbies
Obama is still draining all the stimulus recession dollars on his personal communist pet project: re-sodding the National Mall in such a way that one million red roses spring up in shape of Stalin's silhouette. Terrible, just terrible. [ RedState ]
Hillary Clinton isn't sure whether she'd like America to have the opportunity to read the sequel to Dick Cheney's torture fan fiction— Waterboarding Towards Bethlehem: A Nationbuildingsroman —and said some awkward thing about Cheney being weird, just to avoid the question! [ Daily Intel ]
Nate Silver sees four (or, "4") futures for the Republican Party. He thinks a drift towards libertarianism is the best way to go, so that should tell you something about the other three options. [ FiveThirtyEight ]
Obama is making good on his pinkie swear to no one that he is so all about Service. [ The Caucus ]
NRSC Chairman Jon Cornyn has given up on pretending that the Dems aren't going to secure 60 Senate seats. So, do with that what you will Norm Coleman—you will anyway. [ Matt Yglesias ]