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How many husbands has Kim Davis had? How many different baby's daddies? How many marriages has drug addict Rush Limbaugh had?

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You mean like Mark Foley and Larry Craig? Why can't they enjoy the sanctity of their marriages like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh?

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At 5.1% unemployment I don't care who he's fucking. I guess you long for the days of bank collapse and 10% unemployment of the Bush years? Sure, there was a LOT less buttsex back then, but nobody had a job.

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And nuns.

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Send them Confederate States of America money.

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Oh, that was a long time ago. I'm sure they've forgotten all about that.

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Ooooh. This one is an extra special dickweed. Such class. So fresh. Much derp.

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People who fuck cars?

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They want to be assholes. Some how it makes them feel special.

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i called his office once, and just about made some poor staffer kid cry. i had to apologize, cause i felt bad. they listen, but do not hear. i keep voting, but guess who's doing the counting. if someone i voted for in a state election won, i think i would faint.

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Poor hamster, poisoned by hate.

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When did Rush and Newt get married?

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I say fly some C-130's full of shovels over the state, drop them and let them dig themselves out.

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If they charged for it we could eliminate the deficit.

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So maybe if they suck a few in South Carolina it'll rain in California! If they can't find enough gay men in SC to handle the load, perhaps Cali can lend them some?

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Deserves so many upfists!

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