299 Comments
User's avatar
Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

How many husbands has Kim Davis had? How many different baby's daddies? How many marriages has drug addict Rush Limbaugh had?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

You mean like Mark Foley and Larry Craig? Why can't they enjoy the sanctity of their marriages like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

At 5.1% unemployment I don't care who he's fucking. I guess you long for the days of bank collapse and 10% unemployment of the Bush years? Sure, there was a LOT less buttsex back then, but nobody had a job.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

Send them Confederate States of America money.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh, that was a long time ago. I'm sure they've forgotten all about that.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Ooooh. This one is an extra special dickweed. Such class. So fresh. Much derp.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

People who fuck cars?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

They want to be assholes. Some how it makes them feel special.

handyhippie65's avatar

i called his office once, and just about made some poor staffer kid cry. i had to apologize, cause i felt bad. they listen, but do not hear. i keep voting, but guess who's doing the counting. if someone i voted for in a state election won, i think i would faint.

Mitch Beales's avatar

Poor hamster, poisoned by hate.

Mitch Beales's avatar

When did Rush and Newt get married?

Dippity Dude's avatar

I say fly some C-130's full of shovels over the state, drop them and let them dig themselves out.

tomamitai's avatar

If they charged for it we could eliminate the deficit.

tomamitai's avatar

So maybe if they suck a few in South Carolina it'll rain in California! If they can't find enough gay men in SC to handle the load, perhaps Cali can lend them some?

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Deserves so many upfists!