Ugh. We thought we were done with this IRSgate bullshit, since now Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Satan’s Bunghole) has been outed as Congress’s biggest assclown, whom no one should take seriously ever again. (Haha, "ever again" assumes facts not in evidence. Law talk!) But it seems that the non-scandal is turning out to be a scandal again, except it’s because Darrell Issa seemed to manufacture the first non-scandal, because he is a shitty human being and all. This has become a giant confusing clusterfuck of awfulness, and we are getting really tired of more awful people getting involved and ruining our day-drinking. Here’s the latest.
Love the Cummings letter, but <a href="http:\/\/www.lettersofnote.com\/2012\/01\/to-my-old-master.html" target="_blank">this</a> is the best letter of all time.
Well, to be accurate, that was Tina Fey. What Palin said was some word salad about how she had foreign policy experience because there is an island in Alaska from which you can see an island that is Russian territory.
Well, that&#039;ll be true of some people. But a lot of them already believe the Usurper is the spawn of Satan, so it&#039;s not like it will change their opinions.
Why didn&#039;t Issa mention his targeting of tea party groups in the I.G. letter? COVER UP! This is the worst scandal in the history of the world. If you took Watergate and multiplied by Benghazi divided by Teapot Dome, added Iran-Contra and exponentiated it to the square root of <i>pi</i> and added a hundred gazillion ... well then you&#039;d have the magnitude of Issa&#039;s coverup.
Kryst -- had any Dem done this the R&#039;s would be howling bloody Benghazi murder.
How &#039;bout some Dem with a spine call for an investigation of Darrell &quot;I&#039;m a stupid fkg lying thieving shithole&quot; Issa? Anyone?
It should also be noted that Tea Party groups complained more because they are big babies and, despite their purported philosophy, they are are more anxious to get government handouts in the form of tax breaks.
I.G., as in Farben?
Love the Cummings letter, but <a href="http:\/\/www.lettersofnote.com\/2012\/01\/to-my-old-master.html" target="_blank">this</a> is the best letter of all time.
Who knew that classic logic puzzle where one of the people &quot;always lies&quot; was actually based on reality.
Well, to be accurate, that was Tina Fey. What Palin said was some word salad about how she had foreign policy experience because there is an island in Alaska from which you can see an island that is Russian territory.
Epimenides Libel!
Well, that&#039;ll be true of some people. But a lot of them already believe the Usurper is the spawn of Satan, so it&#039;s not like it will change their opinions.
A Republican lying about Obama. Yawn.
Why didn&#039;t Issa mention his targeting of tea party groups in the I.G. letter? COVER UP! This is the worst scandal in the history of the world. If you took Watergate and multiplied by Benghazi divided by Teapot Dome, added Iran-Contra and exponentiated it to the square root of <i>pi</i> and added a hundred gazillion ... well then you&#039;d have the magnitude of Issa&#039;s coverup.
snark off.
Kryst -- had any Dem done this the R&#039;s would be howling bloody Benghazi murder.
How &#039;bout some Dem with a spine call for an investigation of Darrell &quot;I&#039;m a stupid fkg lying thieving shithole&quot; Issa? Anyone?
It should also be noted that Tea Party groups complained more because they are big babies and, despite their purported philosophy, they are are more anxious to get government handouts in the form of tax breaks.
You know, if I had known there was going to be math, I would never have come to Wonkette.
I feel sorry for anyone that named their organization Progressive Tea Party for Progress and Tax Evasion.
&quot;What I&rsquo;ve said is, it comes out of Washington.&rdquo;
Which is exactly where Issa is.