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Is he trying to turn into E.T.?

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hehehehe.

bobby jindal will go thru life associated with failed science and volcanoes.

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Maybe because it's really hard to float yourself by your bootstraps, no matter how hard you pull on them.

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Must be a 14th Amendment thing -- citizens should get equal protection under the law, so the poorz with their houses under water are entitled to just as much protection as the banksters, oilmen, and mega-farm owners. (I know, "Har, har, har!!!", says the GOP, but that is the theory.)

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Excellent idea ... 'cause that's going to be vastly more damaging than Katrina in the long run.

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You'd think that doG would have busted you guys by now, what with all the librulz choosing the gay lifestyle and not going to church every day. He must be saving it up for a special occasion, and soaking the GOPtards just for practice.

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Golden Sacks will make him an offer he can't refuse.

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I was thinking "Your Federal Tax Dollars Being Spent (as Requested by Bobby Jindal)"

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"A rising tide lifts all them that's got boats."

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Sounds like maybe Loisiana's "Jerb Creators" aren't really deserving of the title. Is that possible, Bobby?

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Seeing as he seems to be counting on lots of people walking on water, and a miraculous multiplication of the loaves and MREs, I think maybe that's exactly what he's been reading.

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Has he produced the long form birf certificate? I bet it looks photoshopped to all those teablogger experts on the interwebs.

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How do they get away with it? Liberals just shrug and say "yeah, of course he's a double-talking jackass -- whadja expect?", while the teatards' inherent capacity for doublethink lets them simply not notice. And with Fucks Gnus on the air, any media challenge is painted as "liberal bias."

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Only waist deep? Damn that drought!

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When your head's up your ass, it's all the same thing.

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Stand your ground! (With votes, natch.)

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