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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

There's an audience for this?

*sigh*

Nicola Leslie's avatar

Fauci is an emissary of the devil, huh? https://media2.giphy.com/me...

OMG, there's a Lucifer gif for everything!

StarJamma's avatar

https://images.app.goo.gl/z...

Yep, angels. Nephilim. And then, the Flood. DNA? And Jesus seed. All perfectly rational musings from a very smart and tough guy.....lol.This shit makes Aronfsky's Noah (2014) seem almost like a calm documentary about a big flood.

rocktonsam's avatar

I hope coach believes in hell. There will be a deep bench loaded with talent.

Jgb979's avatar

I’m pretty sure the qualifications for being most coaches is “a dad who is trying hard”. You don’t have to have an advanced degree in play calling or a certification in motivational speaking. Just literally youth sports league in the country, volunteer and you’ll get a job if you’re not a crazy pers……….OH RIGHT NEVER MIND carry on

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

Gonna plant me some Jesus Seeds And sprinkle them with love Gonna grow me some Jesus greens Sent from high above Gonna toss em in a bowl with oil And a pinch of Jesus salt If this Jesus salad ain’t delish It is surely Fauci’s fault.

wavicles's avatar

I've said it before and I'll say it again; America! What a country!

DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

I would NOT treat this hateful dipshit to Disney World.

Dually Lobach's avatar

Right?! That shit's expensive.

Stranded Devonian Lungfish's avatar

“Bee-azle-bub HIMSELF!!” Christ on French toast. Just keel the fuck over and be done with it, man.

IdRatherBeDancing's avatar

Hey y’all, a reminder that Lou Dobbs is still canceled, Rush Limbaugh is still dead, and Gym Jordan’s screeching voice won’t be near the Jan 6 Commission. Let us all toast!

DLZebub's avatar

Message from the top brass downstairs:

I did not hire Fauci. He's far too good at his job. I did his Trump, because I love an incompetant oaf. - The One True Beelzebub

Yikes on bikes's avatar

Or a sex offender. Not that I’m suggesting Mr. Demon Semen here is that, of course

DLZebub's avatar

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.