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There's an audience for this?

*sigh*

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Fauci is an emissary of the devil, huh? https://media2.giphy.com/me...

OMG, there's a Lucifer gif for everything!

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https://images.app.goo.gl/z...

Yep, angels. Nephilim. And then, the Flood. DNA? And Jesus seed. All perfectly rational musings from a very smart and tough guy.....lol.This shit makes Aronfsky's Noah (2014) seem almost like a calm documentary about a big flood.

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I hope coach believes in hell. There will be a deep bench loaded with talent.

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I’m pretty sure the qualifications for being most coaches is “a dad who is trying hard”. You don’t have to have an advanced degree in play calling or a certification in motivational speaking. Just literally youth sports league in the country, volunteer and you’ll get a job if you’re not a crazy pers……….OH RIGHT NEVER MIND carry on

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Gonna plant me some Jesus Seeds And sprinkle them with love Gonna grow me some Jesus greens Sent from high above Gonna toss em in a bowl with oil And a pinch of Jesus salt If this Jesus salad ain’t delish It is surely Fauci’s fault.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again; America! What a country!

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I would NOT treat this hateful dipshit to Disney World.

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Right?! That shit's expensive.

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“Bee-azle-bub HIMSELF!!” Christ on French toast. Just keel the fuck over and be done with it, man.

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Hey y’all, a reminder that Lou Dobbs is still canceled, Rush Limbaugh is still dead, and Gym Jordan’s screeching voice won’t be near the Jan 6 Commission. Let us all toast!

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Message from the top brass downstairs:

I did not hire Fauci. He's far too good at his job. I did his Trump, because I love an incompetant oaf. - The One True Beelzebub

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Or a sex offender. Not that I’m suggesting Mr. Demon Semen here is that, of course

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Here also is some news

https://twitter.com/CDCgov/...

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It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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