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resonate4fe's avatar

I would totally piss on him still just not at the fire!

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yttewq's avatar

What a mouth breathing tool. Fucker.

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comeonpeople's avatar

stalaCite has a C in it. That's how I have remembered it since I was like, little.

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Mount Prion's avatar

Clearly not.

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rufus magister's avatar

I would throw a couple of buckets of cheap brandy on him. For a crispy, crackly crunch.

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rufus magister's avatar

They're fluent in stoopid gibberish.

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rufus magister's avatar

I think it should be made a annual ritual, a state honor, and a public holiday.

States get to name honorees for the Congressional Order of the Golden Stream equal to their Congressional delegations..

It recognizes those in that year from the state who have advanced human dignity and equality under the the rule of law.

States go in the order of admission, and the whole delegation ceremoniously drops trou and leaves our official public remembrance of these years.. It is proceeded by a cocktail hour for honorees, so everyone is able to present.

Apart from a formal announcement of the start and end of this august occasion, and calling the states and delegates, there are no speeches.

The deed says it all. And it will be streamed live, of course.

Like the Fourth of July, there will be private celebrations, too. Maybe a little less solemn, after their own cocktail hours,

A VHS tape or other media would make a fine ritual stand-in for The Donald's bloated remains.

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rufus magister's avatar

No ticket required for that General Admission event. Be there or be square!

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rufus magister's avatar

That'll take the piss out of him.

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Mo Donnelly's avatar

the ones who got the 1.2 billion bucks that Munchy passed around? i want to say bad things about them all, but decorum . . .

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

Why didn't she run away?

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gingerwentworth1's avatar

The dead people didn't receive any money. Those super rich people with their weird faces and awful outfits are only semi-dead.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Not true. I'd piss on him if he were on fire. Hell, I'd piss on him even if he weren't on fire. To make sure I Did a thorough job, I might even drink a couple of bottle of the Guinness I've been saving for Dick Cheney's grave

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Oh, now you are just being silly!

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

When the mites go up, the tights come down.

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kbbaldwin2's avatar

Whoa - he is wearing a shirt...

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