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H0mer0's avatar

you're from Shallow Alto? I grew up there!

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"He is easily the strongest man in the Universe!"

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nice layup there!

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I was having one of the dialogs about drugs with one of my sons after picking him up after the SATs (like those commercials tell me to) and realized that I don't really have that much against coke except for the expense and the effects on the heart, vascular system, etc...and Scarface just came back to my mind.

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

Yep.Our two girls went to Paly and Jordan.Word is, they want to get rid of the name Jordan, (he was some kind of social-Darwinist, I think), so they can name the school after Steve Jobs.

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I am a little paranoid about the watches that track one's sleep and other activities. What if the watch becomes sentient?

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I was thinking about some story posted in wonkette non-comments about Drumpf going ballistic when there was only one scoop of strawberry ice cream left. Couldn't he get any food his heart could desire or did they cut his allowance?(or that was exceptionally good ice cream?)

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Was that supposed to be spoken or sung with the same meter as for that "Officer Krupke" song?

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Harbinger08's avatar

The lines are clearly drawn. It's not about getting voters to switch. It's all about turnout from here on out.

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phoenix00's avatar

He has to hold everything together, after all.

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B0rchkins's avatar

Ahnold sexed his housekeeper, but Loved the Kennedy prestige.

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SeeTrain65's avatar

Annnnnnnnnnnnd ... one upvote for YOU! :)

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Bob Harris's avatar

all liberals should be eradicated

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miss_grundy's avatar

If he doesn't drown in it first.

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Serai 1's avatar

Oh, I meant right where you are. Lesotho is the little bitty country that's completely enveloped by South Africa, like a little island. The Republic of Austin!

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miss_grundy's avatar

Mar-mierda

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