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I believe they call it 'planting a seed'. Snicker.

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Or not producing additional incoming producing units, er, I mean babbies quickly enough to keep him interested. He has quivers to fill!

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you can change "temple in Jerusalem" with "Ka'aba in Mecca", or wherever the heck Buddha hung out, and it's still true :(

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That doesn't really count. Remember, everyone's a little bit racist. The permissible sex ceremony doesn't include any promises to God about that.

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Jon-Michael is correct. Young Josh was a fornicator. Gee, doesn't that sound better, God?

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I only look at it for educational purposes. And the interviews.

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Don't forget the Robertson Rule: It's not gay if you only do it once.

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And it doesn't pay as well.

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Times like this, you really wish you had a MIB neuralizer.

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She's 25 in that picture? Fuck!

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Buddha hit the Big Time in enlightenment at Saranath in India.

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Old Roman, you're not gay if you're the top.

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Sadistic bestial necrophilia... all the Rebs love flogging a dead horse. So we still got some depths to plumb.

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Yeah, Jesus was such a demanding bitch.

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Phyllis can shrink a boner from space

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You hire one sweet, sweet rent-boy and your marked with the homo label for life. I was trying to convert him to the Lord....Oh Lord...OH LORD!!!!!! (George I am really straight Rekers)

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