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riledupone's avatar

I believe they call it 'planting a seed'. Snicker.

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Or not producing additional incoming producing units, er, I mean babbies quickly enough to keep him interested. He has quivers to fill!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

you can change "temple in Jerusalem" with "Ka'aba in Mecca", or wherever the heck Buddha hung out, and it's still true :(

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

That doesn't really count. Remember, everyone's a little bit racist. The permissible sex ceremony doesn't include any promises to God about that.

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Jon-Michael is correct. Young Josh was a fornicator. Gee, doesn't that sound better, God?

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I only look at it for educational purposes. And the interviews.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Don't forget the Robertson Rule: It's not gay if you only do it once.

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And it doesn't pay as well.

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Times like this, you really wish you had a MIB neuralizer.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

She's 25 in that picture? Fuck!

eddi_TBH's avatar

Buddha hit the Big Time in enlightenment at Saranath in India.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Old Roman, you're not gay if you're the top.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Sadistic bestial necrophilia... all the Rebs love flogging a dead horse. So we still got some depths to plumb.

spacecat in space's avatar

Yeah, Jesus was such a demanding bitch.

O4FSake's avatar

Phyllis can shrink a boner from space

tubuc's avatar

You hire one sweet, sweet rent-boy and your marked with the homo label for life. I was trying to convert him to the Lord....Oh Lord...OH LORD!!!!!! (George I am really straight Rekers)