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BlueSpot's avatar

https://youtu.be/vuDCi5neNMM?si=qcu-GcOZDh4YQxKo

Tell Me Something Good

Good night everybody. Stay safe, stay sane. Sounds like Massie and others plan on going out of Congress with a bang, all you happy people.

M-X's avatar

I feel like I'm on house arrest; told by house medic I can't work out for a fucking week b/c overdoing it in getting back on workout schedule and with heavier weights. Even, falsely, equated with "Weekend Warrior" condition. That was super demeaning. Urrgghhhhhh.

gallbladder's avatar

Thank you very much, goodnight.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Hey! A guy I met last summer at the KY Dem State Conference (I'm a state delegate now so I went to that), won the Dem primary for the 6th district! Zach Dembro is going for Andy Barr's seat (Barr is running for Senate). Cool! 6th district is the Lexington area and that one could flip to Dem. Zach is a great guy, lawyer, low key, highly capable. I'd text him congrats right now if it were not so late.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

You don't think the celebration is still going? In the state that makes bourbon?

Parakeetist's avatar

Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

paul's avatar

Apparently, MTG sold her house and lives in a foreign southern country now. I don't really care, but I find it interesting and wonder if she is afraid for her life for real.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I think MTG is interested in MTG and she's made a shitload of money and now she's going to fuck a lot and not give two shits about anyone else.

42tontom's avatar

Whatabout her fiancé, the human bee sting?

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

She doesn't care about that asshole. She doesn't care about anyone but MTG.

The best thing I can say is "She's not as trashy as Lauren Boebert" but that bar is very very low.

Euripides Pants's avatar

How will kids learn about the digestive tract without Cornyn?

Parakeetist's avatar

We won't, gasp!

Enter Ranting's avatar

"‘I’ve got seven months left’: Massie speaks out after losing House primary to Trump-backed challenger Ed Gallrein"

Gee, I wonder if Massie is gonna turn up the heat on Trump, now that Trump has stabbed him in the back…

Snarfyguy's avatar

I wouldn't have thought it would take such a concerted effort to get the story about Patel snorkling in Pearl Harbor (or whatever it was) off the front cover.

Rags's avatar

Just part of the 10 layer cake plastered over the Epstein files story

42tontom's avatar

The one thing that really gaslights me is listening to fucking NPR coverage of this administration.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

They're better than the networks, and better than they were during TFFG 1.0. After federal funding went away, they have had many fewer fux to give.

M-X's avatar

I haven't been able to bear them for a long time. Okay I'm a little sensitive!

42tontom's avatar

I swear they cover Trump and all the incompetence around him like everything is fine and normal. Admittedly, I don't watch the networks.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

I hate being sick! ARGH! Just want to stop hurting...

Let me sum up's avatar

I'm recommending an induced coma until January of 2028. The deep hurting may stop by then.

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Why not late October?

gallbladder's avatar

I thought we were friends. I mean, why didn't you recommend this to me and others sooner?

SayItWithWookies's avatar

So cool -- I saw him and Rikki Lee Jones on her tour in -- late 1980s or early 1990s? That was a night.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

OK, well admittedly they are pretty good. But what is a Nutty Buddy without the wafers? I had one with a scoop of Breyer's vanilla ice cream, so that's an option.

https://www.littledebbie.com/big-pack-nutty-buddy-creme-pies

Eva, Iron Goddess of Mercy's avatar

Noping out on the cream pies. Nutty Buddy bars for me.

ciaobella's avatar

The primaries are distressing but don’t forget that it’s orcs voting for their favorite orcs. That’s why Trump is succeeding in the primaries. We are murdering the orcs in the general elections like fucking Gandalf arriving at Helm’s Deep.

Let me sum up's avatar

I feel like your comment is not relatable to the average wonkette reader who isn't familiar with LOTR... What do mean that's none of us?

ciaobella's avatar

It’s required that you become an LOTR nerd

M-X's avatar

🙈

I read books for grown-ups, and that especially means no fucking Pynchon.

ciaobella's avatar

Hmm, I think most wonkers are LOTR nerds, but an army of orcs attacked a castle (Helm’s Deep) and they were about to overwhelm the good guys but then Gandalf arrived in the nick of time to clobber the orcs.

https://youtu.be/3fbhVPnhX-4?si=II7AyODV0XJM6hkV

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Worth noting is that a lot of orcs died in that attack, which tells you what should be obvious about their leaders.

TerseNurse's avatar

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/19/naacp-boycott-college-sports-south-voting-rights?CMP=share_btn_url

NAACP boycott of college sports in southern gerrymander states.

great idea. why do I have a bad feeling it won't gain any traction?

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

because it's footsballs?

gallbladder's avatar

I'm just set to go into a recording booth to do a voice-over as Bugs Bunny on contraception. I had my doubts about this, but oblivias convinced me otherwise as a matter threatening to call my mother. Well that and certain contractual obligations.

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Oh yeah -- when I think of animals familiar with contraception, rabbits definitely don't come to mind. Pandas maybe.

TerseNurse's avatar

There's an early Bugs Bunny where we catch him having a private moment reading "Multiplication for Rabbits"

Dave M's avatar

“Only a maroon would forget ta use a rubbah!”

TerseNurse's avatar

Ok, when I nod my head, you hit it!

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Wouldn't your mother ask what would be different about your voice? I mean, c'mon...

gallbladder's avatar

She and oblivias have corresponded at my introduction (true story). Would be pretty fair to say that I fucked myself on that score. Royally.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Is Colbert just doing one last show this week?

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I read somewhere that his last show is on the 21st.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

And he's not doing any other shows this week?