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Chyron: PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD FOR LIFE BILL O'REILLYBOW! KNEEL IN OBEISANCE BEFORE YOUR PIXELLATED LIEGE!

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Which is why O'Reilly avoids it completely.

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We'll have to check with Kirby Delauter to make sure it's okay to use the name Kirby Delauter without Kirby Delauter's express permission.

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I don't even care if that's true; it's just so delightfully Chris Hitchens-esque.

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...I understand that their are smart, intelligent and well spoken individuals in all careers. My issue is the how the mainstream media appears to look for the most ignorant African American to represent the entire community. Other than being black what qualifies Method Man to give social commentary? They don't only do this with African American issues they do it everywhere! Look at the vaccination debate?! How can they bring some numb nuts from "Ass-Backward Kentucky" and have them debate scientist with multiple degrees on whether or not vaccines cause autism? Just because you read an article in Newsweek, it doesn't make you qualified to be on TV(unless you are Bill O'Rielly apparently).

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did you say Kirby Delauter or Kirby Delauter? . . . i mean it's so hard to tell if you said Kirby Delauter with all the shouting about Kirby Delauter going on . . . i think i'll call Kirby Delauter and ask what Kirby Delauter thinks of everybody saying Kirby Delauter even when Kirby Delauter doesn't want people to say Kirby Delauter.

Kirby Delauter

Kirby Delauter

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is that fucking horse dead yet?

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You do have a point, and at times I think it is a deliberate way to discredit an opinion they don't like. And sometimes it is probably about ratings, intelligent well-spoken people don't make as much noise as fools and idiots. My point is a little sideways to yours. I am just afraid that too many viewers don't get that one black man, whether he is articulate and thoughtful or is a fool, does not represent all black men.

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That's exactly the reason I haven't verified the story! I just don't want to...it's so him.

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Hey he steady slinging dope in B more for five years yo. Cheese got expertise, by O'Reilly standards.

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By O'Reilly's Rules, it would be irresponsible of me to say what I think of this motherless cunt.

Ooops, that just slipped out.

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"[. . .]the mainstream media appears to look for the most ignorant African American to represent the entire community. "

You call it a bug, they call it a feature.

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The White Community had no relation to Timothy McVeigh!

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Will no one rid Bill of this troublesome Liberal?

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Aw, don't be so hard on the man; he's like Ted Baxter but with less sincerity and with a little Goebbels thrown in.

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But only liberals who speak violent words end up with those words getting someone killed. Remember PayMe and her crosshairs? those were entirely NOT her fault! Every conservative said so!

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