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Yikes on bikes's avatar

I’m going to need them to cite the religious scripture that is the basis for their refusal to not kill children. Thanks.

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

Sometimes victim blaming is not totally wrong, I do feel bad for his family and loved ones however,

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Viva La Tabula Raza's avatar

Really. Watt's up with that?

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Daniel's avatar

I've just watched Psaki kick the shit out of Doocy so I'm not going to make a joke about it today. The poor bastard just got eviscerated while looking like Billy Whizz.

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SayItWithWookies's avatar

I guess The LORD needed another dead person in heaven.

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Fartknocker's avatar

The nucleus of the investigation could produce a charge.

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

And all of the idiot trumpoid dipshit wankwhistle ignoranuses will be jubilant because "Doocey swep the floor with Psaki again!"

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Daniel's avatar

Also too that New York Post reporter. I mean. I hate the idea of the Psaki bomb and this celebration of what she does as though this is a team sport where we're supporting the government over the press because she's Biden's Press Secretary but fuck me, that was a fucking stupid question and her blunt as fuck answer was entirely warranted.

GET BETTER AT YOUR JOBS, THE ACTUAL FUCKING PRESS.

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cheetojeebus's avatar

"The Wankwhistle" one of Willy Wonka's more obscure failures.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

I wouldn't go if you gave me money.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

It will be the last two teams who have enough players not out for COVID.

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Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

You are going to suffer resistance because of that.

You might even be charged.

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Fartknocker's avatar

He was the knife spreading the Covid at the super spreader event. Amen.

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rtpoeman's avatar

nods in agreement

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

I have tickets for the Rams. It seemed like a better idea when I bought then.

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