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Eric Mory's avatar

The next protest of ICE everyone one should be armed with a crusty baguette, to let them know we mean bread bruising business.

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AlbertCamus's avatar

Apparently, it was full of baloney. And a salad was tossed.

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Ann Higgins's avatar

Sadly I fear that the only lesson the regime will learn is that they must lie harder.

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Debra Dassow's avatar

I can smell the onions and mustard in Wisconsin.

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Huck42's avatar

In a just world, the uniformed fascist would be arrested for getting in the way of an airborne sandwich.

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kmblue187's avatar

Evan you made my stitches hurt! (stomach surgery.) Guaranteed LOL every time I read you.

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kmblue187's avatar

"As always, we accept a jury’s verdict; that is the system within which we function."

Not anymore.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I'll call Sean a hero if I feel like it. A friend wrote a song years ago called Between the Buns, and you just reminded me of that. Haven't thought about it in ages.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Did they ever determine if the sandwich did, indeed, have mustard and onions on it?

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eddi-SABH's avatar

OK if a sandwich is a legal weapon, how about a pool noodle? They're about the same density and you can slap a Fed without crossing their "Line Of Death" at the detention centers.

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Yumacrim1's avatar

Congratulations to Sabrina Shroff - every defense attorney in America is jealous ! NPR reported that two jurors wore pink, like Dunn wore in the video.

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

question for federal practitioners. was there a lesser included offence changed? is that an option for the jury?

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

let this be a lesson kids, this is why you don't over charge.

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Smell the Hoagie Wrapper could be a Spinal Tap album cover.

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Kirsty Gnome-Poledance Himmler's avatar

Such BS! Even if it had been a Coney Dog, it woulda still been a misdeweiner.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

I didn't know half of these. And I'm just old enough to be boring.

𝐎𝐌𝐆, 𝐧𝐠𝐥. 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐲. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

https://archive.is/n4VIR

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I guess I'm just an unc.

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