Here is a video of the American Patriarchy Association's Bryan Fischer casually telling a story about a couple of encounters that he's had with real actual demons. No big whoop, just another day for a Slayer.
He used to be frequently mistaken for another dude from Nazareth, Jesus H. Christ. The fact that the two of them resided in the same town used to confuse the hell out of the Post Office, and they would get each other's mail by mistake all the time. This finally ended when Jesus H. Christ changed his name to Mario Andretti. Old timers still refer to him by his old name from time to time, though. They have been known to shout it out when they go down to the motor speedway to watch the races and see Mario zooming by in his Indy car.
Fischer's doctor told him to get more exorcize.
I say Jesus a lot in bed too- luckily the demons do NOT go away.
That time, it wasn't his ankle.
I thought The Demonic Voice was on NBC?
please. slayer would KICK HIS ASS.
know i do bethink me, i would love to see bryan fischer do that 'poof' smoky thing that vampires do.
when staked.
He used to be frequently mistaken for another dude from Nazareth, Jesus H. Christ. The fact that the two of them resided in the same town used to confuse the hell out of the Post Office, and they would get each other's mail by mistake all the time. This finally ended when Jesus H. Christ changed his name to Mario Andretti. Old timers still refer to him by his old name from time to time, though. They have been known to shout it out when they go down to the motor speedway to watch the races and see Mario zooming by in his Indy car.
He should keep making that movie until he makes it good.
The dialogue would be better.
FSM LIBELZ!!!!!11!!
ISWYDT
He was possessed by something.
Play it!
There is no Carlos Danger, only Zuul.
Edit: Damn it, I just saw the category heading.
Bill Maher needs to make a sequel to "Religulous." Like right NOW.
Anthony Weiner? Bob Filner? Eliot Spitzer?
Assume demons cast out.