Oh Sure, David Plouffe, Whatever You Want, We Leave Our Weekend Plans Open Until We Hear From David Plouffe Anyway

Here is awkward, squinting David Plouffe standing in front of the White House "asking" (as if we have a choice!) all of us to host Obama Parties, in our homes, this weekend. Wow. Four days advance time is cutting it pretty close there, nerd. But that's nothing to you, is it? You go to work all day, go to your fancy three-martini lunches, while we stay at home and take care of the children and pay the bills and cook food. You want us to put together a house party for strangersthisweekend? WHY NOT JUST TELL US THE NIGHT BEFORE? [ Barack Obama ]