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oh. wow.

wow.

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i guess maybe you kids are actually alright after all.

rock on cody and middleborough MA.

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Nope. No nice time for Shypixel after he found out about today's Cheerios ad controversy.

Fuck this country sometimes.

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much stupidity on that one- though I've got to ask, what social media manager doesn't know that youtoob comments are nearly as ugly a cesspool as yahoo comments? Close 'em down or the idjits will pollute it

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the teatards warned us this would happen...

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I have to admit I got quite a chuckle when that idjit set himself on fire trying to burn down a box of cheerios in front of General Mills HQ. He burnt himself to a quisp, nothing but a snap, crackle and pop by the time police got there

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Lawn Darts, they aerate the soil...

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Sheesh. That passed me by completely.

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Good on you to waiting until 1800. We got started at 1300.

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Wait a sec. My wife took her car in for a tuneup today, too. Is there like a Tuneup Festival going on, and I'm not invited?

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Well, in private he'll just be grunting while masturbating furiously... In public he'll be his regular jackhole self

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who cares?

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I will celebrate by illuminating the drinking lamp @ 1800 hours CDT and hope the Karma distributor visits Erik Erikson. Safe travels Team Wonkette to Seattle. We in ATX look forward to seeing you in a few weeks.

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wait until she sends you to that fake prison with the fake rats

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I find that hard to believe- maybe it's a trained rat

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saw that- a real cereal killer

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