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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

That is the funniest shit I have heard in a good while!! Dyeing, I like Now just explain what a 'zorch doc' is, I don't know, but I think I have gotten a fair bit of strange zorch in my lifetime if my implication is correct. Tell Me More....

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

In our defense, I would not fuck MB with Paul Ryan's black irish dick. If I did, I would always lose when playing I Never 'boned a disgusting, conservative hack with less brain cells than pussy lips'

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...god I love those disabled martyrs!!! Allah-Akbar...errrrrrr, I mean good for them!!!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I watched Mrs. Bachmann's reply to Mr. Obama's speech, and this is the second one (the first being that Iowa teabagger thing) where her audience doesn't say a thing.

Are they in a trance as well?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...like they say one you go BLAK you gonna need a wheelchair!!! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPSCcypQAU">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She must have been attacked by some rogue makeup person right before she gave her Teabagger response cause she doesn't have the clown look going on here. Still, those eyes are so empty...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A twinge of guilt now and then just means you're human. The only twinge Bachmann feels is the regret of letting W leave her grasp.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Must...reduce...the...size...of...government.....

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chascates's avatar

She's getting secret messages from God through her eyebrows as well.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...the sad thing is I would bone Helen Keller before I boned Bachman, at least Keller wouldn't ruin the moment by saying something epically stupid!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...@JACK STUEF: can you add the Tag "Does not compute!?!?!"

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chascates's avatar

I'm not up on the latest trend in 'remember' ribbons but does the black stand for Michael Steele?

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...yeah but then again, Bachaman is a Bible thumpin psycho! Which means she doesn't think anal sex or oral sex is actually "SEX-SEX". Which explains why all the red states have the highest rate of pregancy and earliest average age for having sex. Just add a little booze to Bachman and you will be in for a show that would make a Tijuana strip club owner blush!!!

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