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...and then the White House calligrapher finished a bottle of vodka.

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seems like Loomer actually wanted to be banned from all the sites she's been banned from. this way she can whine and whine all day. and now she's been banned from Trump's white house

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None More Banned, the mockumentary

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Whatever he is, he's yoogest at it! Much bigly! Really the ultimate.

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Seconded!

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Where better, in this administration?

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I see you are a connoisseur of rhetoric.

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Thank you Robyn you are the Queen of Snark!

I suggest that if these nutjobs want to be influencers of God-knows-what, just have some t-shirts made saying "I've Been Deplatformed" and OWN it rather than being #whinylittlebitches about it. And if no one will have you ('cause free speech doesn't mean you can stupid-vomit or hate-vomit on everyone) maybe Alex Jones will have you on his website where you can whine in the comments about the libs.

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Apparently, gabbing isn't a rightish thing. Maybe they should call it Whine instead.

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"Why on earth would we do that? We aren't that stupid. Come on."

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

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What about that fight that broke out on the whitehouse lawn?

Heard that Thug Gorka had a part in it.

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Reminds me of Tobias on Arrested Development. There's dozens of us, DOZENS! https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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The Maximum Troll is having a whine and cheese party with is internet troll "friends.How so very twee of it.Maybe they will plan and launch a search and destroy mission against the Templars..

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Now there is a visual! Kudos to you I would love to see that as a meme!

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They teabag in first person shooter games? No wonder my taste runs to more intellectual video games.

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robyn doesn't realize it but laura loomer would be aspirational for her usual shitposting.

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