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fuflans's avatar

damn that's a story! as a former (pathetically) frequent flyer i used to wonder how the hell you all did it. i'd get in fights with my fellow passengers (most of whom were on the same schedule as i was) on a weekly basis.

course, people generally annoy the crap out of me and especially the public.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hey guys, I'm a flight attendant! And oh yeah, no punk ass, peach-fuzz-havin, smirk wearin, axe cologne reekin underage kid better ever grab my tit. Butt cheek, we'll talk. But not my tit.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Assault from nuts. Not to be confused with assaulted nuts or assault with nuts.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Whaddya mean I'm unner arresht?"

"Sorry, kid. You're not in Kansas anymore."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

An armed stewardess could have delivered an even more satisfactory conclusion -- provided that you can stand your ground while not actually on the ground.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

apple.... tree

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chascates's avatar

Oh, I never prufread any think.

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schmannity's avatar

She was asking for it. Imagine refusing to give change in gold bullion!

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chascates's avatar

Just compare the photos of Little Paul and Son of Commie Girl and it's obvious which is the decent young man and which is the pampered brat of a delusional hack.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I think the accepted phrase is... "Hey Jiggles, get me another gin and tonic and make it a double this time."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

A libertardian "trying to be funny" -- my imagination fails me.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

roll over Liberty...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

he's dust in the wind...

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