damn that's a story! as a former (pathetically) frequent flyer i used to wonder how the hell you all did it. i'd get in fights with my fellow passengers (most of whom were on the same schedule as i was) on a weekly basis.
course, people generally annoy the crap out of me and especially the public.
Hey guys, I'm a flight attendant! And oh yeah, no punk ass, peach-fuzz-havin, smirk wearin, axe cologne reekin underage kid better ever grab my tit. Butt cheek, we'll talk. But not my tit.
An armed stewardess could have delivered an even more satisfactory conclusion -- provided that you can stand your ground while not actually on the ground.
Just compare the photos of Little Paul and Son of Commie Girl and it's obvious which is the decent young man and which is the pampered brat of a delusional hack.
damn that's a story! as a former (pathetically) frequent flyer i used to wonder how the hell you all did it. i'd get in fights with my fellow passengers (most of whom were on the same schedule as i was) on a weekly basis.
course, people generally annoy the crap out of me and especially the public.
Because they know enough to hide the keys.
Hey guys, I'm a flight attendant! And oh yeah, no punk ass, peach-fuzz-havin, smirk wearin, axe cologne reekin underage kid better ever grab my tit. Butt cheek, we'll talk. But not my tit.
Assault from nuts. Not to be confused with assaulted nuts or assault with nuts.
"Whaddya mean I'm unner arresht?"
"Sorry, kid. You're not in Kansas anymore."
A piss-poor job of channelling his inner Depardieu.
Two generations are ... oh wait. It's three.
An armed stewardess could have delivered an even more satisfactory conclusion -- provided that you can stand your ground while not actually on the ground.
apple.... tree
Oh, I never prufread any think.
She was asking for it. Imagine refusing to give change in gold bullion!
Just compare the photos of Little Paul and Son of Commie Girl and it's obvious which is the decent young man and which is the pampered brat of a delusional hack.
I think the accepted phrase is... "Hey Jiggles, get me another gin and tonic and make it a double this time."
A libertardian "trying to be funny" -- my imagination fails me.
roll over Liberty...
he's dust in the wind...