What is up, "Northern Colorado"? Oh, you are sick and tired of being sick and tired of having those elitist cosmopolitans from Denver and, um ... Colorado Springs we guess? ... ramming their sneering liberalness down your throats? (WITH THEIR PENISES.) And you think you should probably get your own state because democracy JUST. ISN'T. FAIR when you get outvoted on stuff because of how there are fewer of you?
Dumbfuckistan is more appropriate than &#039;Northern Colorado&#039;.
Sure, let&#039;s have Austin secede from Texas, too. And Atlanta from Georgia, New Orleans from Louisiana, and hell why not Omaha from Nebraska too?
You get a state! You get a state! <em>Everybody</em> gets a state!
No, but they can fill it full of bulletholes.
Not the eastbound lanes, anyway.
It might violate the &quot;this is not a democracy&quot; rule.
Or just Blanco.
Frozen peas, wasn&#039;t it?
Presenting..... your sovereign citizenz!
I just love the geography here. Fucking Denver is already 2/3 of the way north, and commie Boulder is about 3/4. Where you gonna draw the state line?
Now if they just wanted to square off lower-left Nebraska, I&#039;m guessing the rest of Colo would bid them a fond &quot;fuck off&quot;.
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I&#039;m not so sure...
what&#039;s really not fair is that those six people in wyoming get to have 2 senators too.
and, and you know, cheney.
I&#039;m guessing this new state would kind of have to have a state government that just might tax it&#039;s citizens, all 23 of them, at a bit higher rate than they&#039;re used to. But if that&#039;s the price of not be forced into a gay marriage, I guess they&#039;re okay with it.
Gotta love that Republican approach to democracy: Love it AND Leave it!
If you can&#039;t win the vote, change the rules!
BAJA ARIZONA LIBUL!!1!
We get to go first, we called it. Besides, we actually have a legitimate grievance, just think about how many wonket column inches have been dedicated to the RWNJ&#039;s from Phoenix- case closed