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Dumbfuckistan is more appropriate than 'Northern Colorado'.

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Sure, let's have Austin secede from Texas, too. And Atlanta from Georgia, New Orleans from Louisiana, and hell why not Omaha from Nebraska too?

You get a state! You get a state! <em>Everybody</em> gets a state!

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No, but they can fill it full of bulletholes.

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Not the eastbound lanes, anyway.

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It might violate the "this is not a democracy" rule.

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Or just Blanco.

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Frozen peas, wasn't it?

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Presenting..... your sovereign citizenz!

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HEY!

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I just love the geography here. Fucking Denver is already 2/3 of the way north, and commie Boulder is about 3/4. Where you gonna draw the state line?

Now if they just wanted to square off lower-left Nebraska, I'm guessing the rest of Colo would bid them a fond "fuck off".

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You think?

I'm not so sure...

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what's really not fair is that those six people in wyoming get to have 2 senators too.

and, and you know, cheney.

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I'm guessing this new state would kind of have to have a state government that just might tax it's citizens, all 23 of them, at a bit higher rate than they're used to. But if that's the price of not be forced into a gay marriage, I guess they're okay with it.

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Gotta love that Republican approach to democracy: Love it AND Leave it!

If you can't win the vote, change the rules!

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BAJA ARIZONA LIBUL!!1!

We get to go first, we called it. Besides, we actually have a legitimate grievance, just think about how many wonket column inches have been dedicated to the RWNJ's from Phoenix- case closed

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