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chascates's avatar

Dumbfuckistan is more appropriate than 'Northern Colorado'.

SullivanSt's avatar

Sure, let's have Austin secede from Texas, too. And Atlanta from Georgia, New Orleans from Louisiana, and hell why not Omaha from Nebraska too?

You get a state! You get a state! <em>Everybody</em> gets a state!

SullivanSt's avatar

No, but they can fill it full of bulletholes.

SullivanSt's avatar

Not the eastbound lanes, anyway.

SullivanSt's avatar

It might violate the "this is not a democracy" rule.

bobbert's avatar

Frozen peas, wasn't it?

bobbert's avatar

Presenting..... your sovereign citizenz!

bobbert's avatar

I just love the geography here. Fucking Denver is already 2/3 of the way north, and commie Boulder is about 3/4. Where you gonna draw the state line?

Now if they just wanted to square off lower-left Nebraska, I'm guessing the rest of Colo would bid them a fond "fuck off".

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Shypixel's avatar

You think?

I'm not so sure...

fuflans's avatar

what's really not fair is that those six people in wyoming get to have 2 senators too.

and, and you know, cheney.

Ikimizi's avatar

I'm guessing this new state would kind of have to have a state government that just might tax it's citizens, all 23 of them, at a bit higher rate than they're used to. But if that's the price of not be forced into a gay marriage, I guess they're okay with it.

Shypixel's avatar

Gotta love that Republican approach to democracy: Love it AND Leave it!

If you can't win the vote, change the rules!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BAJA ARIZONA LIBUL!!1!

We get to go first, we called it. Besides, we actually have a legitimate grievance, just think about how many wonket column inches have been dedicated to the RWNJ's from Phoenix- case closed